What Ever Happened to Thomas Laine?

One-time Bel Ami model — literally he did like one solo scene, in 2004 — Thomas Laine is on my mind and in my spank bank again this week because the studio just decided to feature him as a pinup Model of the Week. He was, beyond question, one of the most categorically beautiful and perfect models Bel Ami has ever found, and they somehow let him slip through their sticky fingers, never to get pounded by Lukas Ridgeston, Kris Evans, or anyone.

He’s not only gorgeous, but he exudes this kind of early 1980s, Kristie-McNichol-after-school-special vibe that gets me especially hard.

If you watch Thomas’s one and only photo shoot below, you’ll get the first clue as to why his porn career might have been so short: He looks absolutely and completely mortified from the minute his boxers come off. His cheeks are all flushed, and even though nothing can distract from utter perfection (face, eyes, lips, chest, torso, armpits, ass, dick, even though it’s not up to Bel Ami’s typical minimum size standards), there’s no doubt that he wasn’t really enjoying himself.

Nevertheless, his brief appearance inspired a Facebook fan page that exists to this day, and I wish I knew where he was now, what he ate for breakfast, what he uses in his hair, etc. There’s a rumor he ended up in Los Angeles at some point, and that he was a student, and I’m pretty sure he could only have gotten more beautiful in these past 10 years. Thomas, if you’re out there, and if anyone who knows you hears this, please. Tweet me or something. Or send me a lock of your hair?

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[Bel Ami: Thomas Laine]

 

14 thoughts on “What Ever Happened to Thomas Laine?”

  1. yes
    after his solo 2004 – just 18 years old- he was kidnapped and get a sexslave –
    i raped him last month – at his 29 birtday!!!
    so hot – he is still a slave

  2. He is indeed beautiful.

    And I think this post illustrates that for many of us as consumers, we are interested in the “what happened next” part of porn star lives… not to know their names and where they live… but to have an idea of what they went on to do… did porn open doors/or close them?… what were their best memories?… whether they regretted it?…

    I know for a lot of people, it is only about watching sex… but for me I’m sorta grateful to the performers who shared themselves with us… and I’d sorta like to know things went ok for them…

    Yeah… go on… call me a stalker…

  3. Hi,
    I was i the porn biz both str8/gay in the 90’s. You’d have some of the people there for all the wrong reasons. Occasionally we’d run into someone who was just so hot and within two weeks they’d just be gone. One in particular I fucked after the shoot I ran into three months later. He went from hot twink to drug addicted creep in three months. Although,I wanted to poke him again I decided I didn’t want him near my apartment. Bought him a coffee and he told me that he had come from a small town in Ohio to escapee the boredom of country life. God my crotch pounded but I’d seen cities chew and spit these out and knew better than to get involved.
    Then you would have the one’s who just couldn’t get it up for the camera. Although we tried to make the comfortable some just couldn’t…

  4. WOW!!! He was one of my ultimate favs too! He did 2 solos and then disappeared. Loved everything about him! I wish they would have kept him around.

  5. trex needs to get a life and/or go visit other sites.

    I find Thomas Laine to be just as alluring as the author of this site does. I do not think that keeping up with what various sites are posting detracts from being a porn blogger.

    I am thankful that Waxner-Hermann does NOT have the mean streak that Zach had/has. I think this makes visiting this site more pleasant than the mean/bitchy/queeny comments that some other bloggers have.

    Just my $0.02

  6. Yeah, I don’t know, from Budapest to Bratislava and all the villages in between guys like this are kind of normal. Seriously. This is just how they look…

  7. The fact that this website is promoting another website for reposting photos that are 10 years old says a lot about both websites, and none of its good.

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