This guy on Twitter calling himself The Dirty Doggy is obsessively taking pictures of porn stars and adding big, sans serif, graphic titles to them as if they’re on the cover of a graphic novel, or on a movie poster, and I don’t really get it.
So far he’s taken as his recent subjects Johnny V, Luke Adams, Ryan Rose, Adam Killian, Paul Boulon, Kurtis Wolff, Jimmy Durano, and Darius Ferdynand, all standing in front of bright, solid-color backgrounds (with shadow effects!) and big, boring titles.
And it’s all really obsessive, and repetitive, and not funny? It’s like this graphic designer somewhere has WAY too much time on his hands and quit drinking, or something.
Here’s his series on Luke Adams, for instance.
You like it ROUGH? @LukeAdamsXXX is always READY! pic.twitter.com/h29ZiNQDbt
— The Dirty Doggy (@thedirtydoggy) May 8, 2015
Still, it's always nice to be greeted by @LukeAdamsXXX and his FRESH MEAT. pic.twitter.com/HpYbvkyUOx
— The Dirty Doggy (@thedirtydoggy) May 8, 2015
You don't necessarily need to see his gorgeous face, do you? You can still recognize @LukeAdamsXXX from any angle. pic.twitter.com/rpQRgaQ8Hn
— The Dirty Doggy (@thedirtydoggy) May 8, 2015
You can't mention @LukeAdamsXXX without mentioning…DAT ASS! pic.twitter.com/A48OYd8MaE
— The Dirty Doggy (@thedirtydoggy) May 8, 2015
Maybe he’s just trying to stroke egos and get the porn stars to retweet him? For attention? I guess that’s basically it.
I do like the America Fuck Yeah series (see below).
Do with these what you will…
Caution: exposure to @johnnyv_muscle MAY CAUSE MAJOR BULGES pic.twitter.com/84qWi311VF
— The Dirty Doggy (@thedirtydoggy) May 8, 2015
You planning to take on @johnnyv_muscle? You better be prepared. That's a lot to take on! pic.twitter.com/ynkCN4e4ex
— The Dirty Doggy (@thedirtydoggy) May 8, 2015
The weather is heating up. LET'S GET WET with @RyanRoseXXX pic.twitter.com/qYrHex01NA
— The Dirty Doggy (@thedirtydoggy) May 8, 2015
When you live with @JimmyDurano, HOME IS WHERE THE HARD-ON IS! pic.twitter.com/EEb9wVuXr1
— The Dirty Doggy (@thedirtydoggy) May 7, 2015
It's double-bonus @DariusFerdynand – Things are heating up, so here's a POOL TOY! pic.twitter.com/NskeBAeetX
— The Dirty Doggy (@thedirtydoggy) May 7, 2015
Baby got back? No. @DariusFerdynand GOT BACK! pic.twitter.com/a5e0zxNFh7
— The Dirty Doggy (@thedirtydoggy) May 7, 2015
Drop your drawers, dude. @DariusFerdynand has FULL MOON FEVER! pic.twitter.com/jQdVuveaXI
— The Dirty Doggy (@thedirtydoggy) May 7, 2015
Celebrate the Freedom to Fuck in America @JimmyDurano gives @johnnyv_muscle an unusual view of The Empire State Bldg pic.twitter.com/ALPYwsRlaw
— The Dirty Doggy (@thedirtydoggy) May 2, 2015
Celebrate the Freedom to Fuck in America. Let @BoomerBanksXXX call this session to order. Bang that gavel, Boomer! pic.twitter.com/IeEsNXPenL
— The Dirty Doggy (@thedirtydoggy) May 2, 2015
Celebrate the Freedom to Fuck in America. @TopherDimaggioo and @SeanZevran show us the proper patriotic fuck. pic.twitter.com/7Jb3v5qock
— The Dirty Doggy (@thedirtydoggy) May 2, 2015
Celebrate the Freedom to Fuck in America! @RoganRichards shows @TrentonDucati the Santa Monica Pier as only he can. pic.twitter.com/HoUjwEKlUZ
— The Dirty Doggy (@thedirtydoggy) May 2, 2015
Celebrate the Freedom to Fuck in America. @JimmyDurano shakes up San Francisco's streets in his own, special way. pic.twitter.com/MhxNl9WSO0
— The Dirty Doggy (@thedirtydoggy) May 2, 2015
Celebrate the Freedom to Fuck in America! Take a lesson from @DerekAtlas: don't just site-see in NYC, DO SOMETHING. pic.twitter.com/vXk5cM5ocL
— The Dirty Doggy (@thedirtydoggy) May 2, 2015
Celebrating the freedom to f̶u̶c̶k̶ suck in America! @RyanRoseXXX shows @johnnyv_muscle the wonders of Las Vegas! pic.twitter.com/H26r5PH5tG
— The Dirty Doggy (@thedirtydoggy) May 2, 2015
Celebrate the freedom to fuck in America! @KillianAdam plugs into @KyleSantana's power supply in Times Square, NYC! pic.twitter.com/FhMC7LoVGy
— The Dirty Doggy (@thedirtydoggy) May 2, 2015
It’s actually some pretty nice graphic design.