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Below, a mini homo party guide for this weekend only!! In SF, NY, and LA.

Our full guide to regular weekly events happening Friday – Sunday still lives here.

And for those for whom the whole “weekend” concept doesn’t really exist, we also have full week guides to San Francisco, New York, and Los Angeles.

Gay Lumberjack Night @ Charlie Horse
The Cinch
1723 Polk Street
Friday, 10PM – 2AM, show at midnight

There’s a gay lumberjack theme, Raya Light performing, and Downey. What more could you need? Well, it’s also Puppy’s birthday and there are 2-4-1 cocktails from 10-11, as always.

Faux Real w/Fauxnique @ The Climate Theater
285 9th Street @ Folsom
Friday & Saturday 8PM, $15-20

It’s your last chance to see famed faux-queen and the only bio-female ever to win the title of Miss Trannyshack, Fauxnique, in her transplanted nightclub act at the small Climate Theater. As the release puts it: “Get ready for high heel stunts, hero worship, makeup secrets, ballerina fantasies, ’20 albums that made me gay,’ and the fact that in live theater, sometimes people get kicked in the face.” Buy tickets here.

The Big Sleazy 2 @ The Lookout
Market & Noe
Saturday, 3PM – 7PM

Here’s your last chance to come out and support Heklina and her gals as they raise money for this years Trannyshack outing in New Orleans. There may not be any more Tuesday night shitshows at The Stud, but you can still go to the Lookout this weekend and see Mercy Fuque, Metal Petricia, Rentecca, Holy McGrail, Monistat, Precious Moments, Heckles and many more pull whatever they feel like out of their asses drag closets.

Cock Fight @ Underground SF
424 Haight St
Saturday, 10PM – 3AM

It’s the third installment of this new monthly which feature a locker room theme, drag sloppiness from Felicia Fellatio, slutty go-gos and the musical stylings of DJ Earworm. Brought to you by Scott Brown, the brilliant mind behind 2004/5’s Faggot.

Epic @ 1015 Folsom
Saturday, 10PM – 2AM

This night marks the premiere of this new monthly from Gus Presents, featuring DJ Alexander up from LA, event mistress Juan Garcia doing lots of birthday shots, sexy performance art and many, many shirtless faggots. For the house-heads among you, upcoming DJs include Jamie J Sanchez, Luke Johnstone, and Kimberly S. $10 before 11, $20 after.

Fischerspooner @ Webster Hall
125 E 11th Street
Friday, 7PM

This daring electro-faggy duo are bringing their multimedia show, along with music from their new album, to Webster Hall. Tickets are $27 in advance, $32 day-of.

Baña @ Wall Street Bath & Spa
88 Fulton Street
Friday, 11:59PM – 5AM, $40-$100

It’s the party we constantly drool over, way out here in San Francisco, and wish we could go every time it happens. Tonight’s event features a performance by porn-star-turned-dance-music-diva Colton Ford, plus DJ Billy Beyond and the usual pool and steam room shenanigans. Open bar all night, and in these tough times be sure to go for the online ticket discount!

Rocket @ The Hose
225 Avenue B, bet. 13th & 14th
Saturday, 10PM – ?, free

This weekend it’s a Mother’s Day sex-stravaganza at this East Village monthly, with porn star Mike Dreyden, DJ Ron Like Hell and $2 Budweisers.

Garden of Ono @ The Hotel Gansevoort
18 9th Avenue
Sunday, 6PM – 1AM

The A-gay event of the weekend is clearly the season opening bash of Garden of Ono at the Gansevoort. If you’re into that kind of thing, you may want to reserve a cabana, or at the very least get there early. Brought to you by Matt Tratner, Lady Fag, and the man behind Kylie Minogue’s upcoming NYC appearance, Josh Wood.

Shits & Giggles@ 740
740 South Broadway
Friday, 10 PM

This week’s installment of every LA gay cool kid’s favorite party features hostesses Tammie Brown and Phyllis Navidid and a performance by Nina McNeely.

More Light @ Fubar
7994 Santa Monica Blvd
Saturday, 8:30PM – 2AM

San Francisco’s favorite drag DJ Juanita MORE! heads to LA for this special edition of Red Light, which also serves as the official afterparty for photographer Daniel Nicoletta’s opening of “Harvey Milk and the San Francisco Scene” at the Overtones Gallery.

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The Sword’s Weekly Weekend Event Guide

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