Watching Paint Dry, Jerking Off to Cody Cummings, and Other Ways to Waste Hours Of Your Life That You Will Never Get Back

With a couple notable exceptions like the new scenes from Vegas Hustle or the return of Big Jack to Sean Cody, it’s been a lackluster week in porn. Studios, fearful that the most folks are left broken during tax week be it literally or spiritually, have put forth some tepid offerings. Yes boys, it’s time for the latest from the lamest: Cody Cummings’ Private Residence.

This time around, we are supposedly invited to watch a “candid” après work-out Cody whack it in his living room. Judging by the cartoon-filled mural in his private salon, we did learn something. Cody lives in either 1) a day-care center 2) a pediatrician’s waiting room or 3) he never moved out of his mom’s house and still has the same bedroom he had as a child.

Speaking of moms, mine told me it’s not what you say, but how you say it. So, when it comes to Cody Cummings’ Private Residence ….




 
And that’s all he wrote. TGIF!

 
 
While there is nothing private nor residential about “Private Residence,” Cody never met a camera he didn’t like so there are visuals:

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13 thoughts on “Watching Paint Dry, Jerking Off to Cody Cummings, and Other Ways to Waste Hours Of Your Life That You Will Never Get Back”

  1. I pity his gay fans they are so desperate and no respect even on themselves..that is why Cody still doing what he did then laughing at their face.

    1. if anyone doesn’t like him then dont watch him, he has o be making money or he wouldnt be featured on their web site. geez guys everyone likes something a bit different. who cares! if you dont like something dont watch it

  2. the self hating no respect in their own selves idiot gay men are the only reason why Cody still making money to this day. I hope you will get some disease to straight whores that you hired or will be hiring. MORONS

  3. The reason why losers like Cody is still making a coin is because there are still dumb, desperate and thirsty gays in the community paying for it. The typical delusional gay who lives in a fantasy world hoping that one day, perhaps Cody will show up at their door and propose to them. Cody is getting old, and his face is getting longer. When he stops being marketable that’s when he will try to do a full sex scene to stay relevant, and when that happens; his sad, thirsty and desperate followers will come back.

  4. I have never understood the attraction to Cody. The guy gives nothing of himself in porn. No reciprocity of any kind. He’s like an older less attractive James Huntsman.

  5. The thing that bugs me about Cody is that he is genuinely sexy, I think we can all admit that physically he is a sexy man with a great body and a nice cock. The thing I can’t stand about him is that every scene is the same thing. He’ll get his dick sucked and jerk off but that’s about it. I mean I get it, you’re a straight guy but you know what? Paddy O’Brian is a straight man (Or at least he says he is, I don’t know if that changed) and at least he fucks other guys and occasionally bottoms. No one’s asking you to sit on a thousand cocks, but it’d be nice if you did something other than accept a blowjob from a guy who you can pretend is a chick. This is why people complain about straight guys in gay porn

  6. the kind of studio that would pay him is the kind of studio that must be making a lot of money from him DUH! somebody has to like this guy in fact it has to be a lot of somebodies. what so difficult to understand this cody thing..he SELLS if you dont like it theres plenty others ot there. everyone has different tastes…why is this so hard for some to understand. different strokes for different folks

    1. Really? Well shit sells too. That’s right scat porn is very popular on the Internet but you don’t see the major studio lining up to meet that demand. Or digging into that goldmine. If it were because it SELLS you’d see more ‘gay-for-payers’ squatting and emptying their bowels. After all, it’s just for the money right? Besides, if Cody Cummings actually ‘sells’ then why the hell does nextdoorstudios spam my inbox with promos of this has-been and his one trick pony act for $1.00? Yup, it’s definetly cuz he ‘sells’.

      1. he has to be making some kind of money or they would not be featuring him at all….think about it …he has to be making someting for them or we would not see him and if ou look a bit closer there are tons of str8 guys doing porn out there tons…some good lots not so good.

  7. If I wanted to watch masturbation I could rub one out in front of a mirror. Is Cody going to do anything interesting and will we care when it happens?

  8. I wonder what sort of blackmail he uses against NextDoor. I mean what stupid studio would pay this guy in 2015 for solos?

  9. I have such mixed feelings about Cody. Though he’s aging, he still has a strong sex appeal. Would I have sex with him? Absolutely! This scene, however, is one that a guy who’s trying to break into porn would shoot. How long has he been trying to sell this to the gay market? Of course there’s a progression in the creation of a porn actor, but Cody took a couple of steps and stopped. Yet, he wanted the viewers to hang with him. If he had continued to increase his “activities” as so many other self-proclaimed straight models have done, he would have garnered a large following. That just didn’t happen. Now he’s a fading performer who will end up masturbating while smoking a cigarette on some sleazy sub-par site. There was a time when fans would have paid bucks to see him in total action with another stud. Not any more!

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