With a couple notable exceptions like the new scenes from Vegas Hustle or the return of Big Jack to Sean Cody, it’s been a lackluster week in porn. Studios, fearful that the most folks are left broken during tax week be it literally or spiritually, have put forth some tepid offerings. Yes boys, it’s time for the latest from the lamest: Cody Cummings’ Private Residence.
This time around, we are supposedly invited to watch a “candid” après work-out Cody whack it in his living room. Judging by the cartoon-filled mural in his private salon, we did learn something. Cody lives in either 1) a day-care center 2) a pediatrician’s waiting room or 3) he never moved out of his mom’s house and still has the same bedroom he had as a child.
Speaking of moms, mine told me it’s not what you say, but how you say it. So, when it comes to Cody Cummings’ Private Residence ….
And that’s all he wrote. TGIF!
While there is nothing private nor residential about “Private Residence,” Cody never met a camera he didn’t like so there are visuals: