DeSalvo’s suspension from school strained his relationship with his family and earned him ridicule from his fellow students, but it seems that getting fucked by Leo Giamani and Reese Rideout has opened more doors than just his back one. The creamy Christian soldier failed to appeal his suspension, so he’s looking at schools in NYC and rehearsing his lines for his new gig as a headliner for a play called “Love For Sale,” the Miami Herald reports.

Take note, porn stars. If you want to leverage your porn career into a theater role and some scandal talk, you should probably go to a Christian college, then get kicked out. The University of Nebraska would work, too.

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Reaction of students mixed in GCC porn star case (Miami Herald)