Utah Cancels ‘Air Sex World Championships’

We’ll go ahead and file this one under “Why We Thank God We’re Gay.” Air Sex is an organization that throws competitions across the US to see who can be the craaaziest — sort of like a competition to see who can write the quirkiest Yelp review. But the Salt Lake City competition, originally scheduled for tomorrow night at a place called Urban Lounge, has been cancelled because Utah hates sex.

The Air Sex official website states that “the Alcoholic Beverage Commission felt that Air Sex constituted a lewd act and threatened to pull the license from our venue if the show went on.” Tough luck, guys! Maybe you should hit up LookAtThisHipsterFucking.com for some inspiration on how to have real sex and still look like an asshole. Below are two sample videos that you should not watch.

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