Today In Tasteless Porn Parodies: 12 Inches a Slave

Oh yes. I am not joking.

Straight outta Euro twink studio Eurocreme comes perhaps the only porn parody of an Oscar-winning film you never wanted to happen.

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Maybe they’ll have black models saying “yes masta”?

It’s actually probably something boring about a sex slave. But still: offensive!

[Jimmy Bling Blog via QueerMeNow]

26 thoughts on “Today In Tasteless Porn Parodies: 12 Inches a Slave”

  1. This won’t be a porn parody, because to be an actual parody they’re just parodying the title of the movie. Eurocreme isn’t the type of studio to actually have a plot advanced enough to even make a genuine parody. Besides, they’re late to the game. There’s already another porn video with the title 12 Inches A Slave, and it’s a straight one. The film is just a bunch of white girls getting fucked by big dicked black guys. No actually slavery there.

  2. Tyson Tyler is downright gorgeous and hung nicely. While I am not crazy about the title seeing as how this movie just came out, what movie has not been parodied ? Where is the follow up interview with the stars to see what they have to say or how about Eurocreme.

  3. “12 Inches, A Slave”.
    O_o

    ……..What in the entire FUCK is going on?

    Did you stupid bitches even SEE that movie!?? Do you KNOW it’s based on a true story?

    What the hell is next… Schindler’s DICK?

    SMDH… I used to hold it down for Tyson Tyler & Drew Brody too, but I gotta say, you gotta be a straight up hooker to pull some mess like this & defecate all over one of the worst tragedies your people have ever suffered through.

    OK, so a race of HUMAN BEINGS were sold, traded, beaten, brutalized, dismembered, raped with regular enthusiasm, had their children RIPPED away from them, saw their children raped, lost their loved ones, were deprived of food, clothing, & other basic human rights… and ya’ll just OK with somebody making fun of that?

    Fuck you simple bitches. And FUCK them sell-outs who’d use the color of their skin to mock one of the worst crimes in all of humanity: slavery.

    Hot air balloon-headed hoes sold us out for a lil’ piece of bullshit play money, not even real dollars. Guess that puts they ass with the bangers & slangers that pollute the ‘hood. Damn shame.

    Halle Berry gets fucked by Billy Bob Thornton & gets an Oscar. Denzel Washington has to be a DRUG dealer to get his Oscar. 12 Years, A Slave gets made into a major motion picture that only SCRATCHES the true story of slavery (which is still ongoing all over the world) and these motherfuckers want to exploit it?

    I just… ugh.

    1. Thanks for ruining the movie for me! Having seen this movie it is very clear it is NOT a parody and the black guys are the ones in charge. So quit ya whining.

      1. Schindler’s Fist? As soon as I stop laughing, I’m going to find it and watch the hell out of it.

    2. Mickey Goo Eyes

      Caid, hold off your hate towards the actors until you see the footage. Is it actually a porn parody, or is it just a collection of random gonzo scenes that Eurocreme has slapped together and given a bad title? If it’s the latter, chances are the models shot the scene(s) before the name was even picked. If it’s the former, well, then you can justifiably spew hate at everyone.

  4. Is it possible to hold 12 inches of cock in 1 hand? I’m also offended by Tyson Tyler’s tattoo.

  5. He’s hot I must say and what’s wrong if he said “Yes Master” it was just in film where the theme was the time of slavery where the beggars in Europe stole the lands from native people and brought and bought people from Africa, so that they can pretend that they were rich like kings.

  6. Donald Horn, II

    Im a black dude and I knew sooner or later this parody was on its way. Too bad I dislike eurocreme as a studio.

  7. The film title maybe questionable in taste, but the model pictured above is delicious!!!

    I wouldn’t mind having him laying on top of me ;) !!!

  8. This has been done before In straight porn, in typical gay fasion you all get your knickers in a twist. Surely Viral Loads, a porn movie about hiv positive men sharing their positive loads should be more an issue than black guys who have dominant sex over other guys. Quite the opposite to that mainstream movie

    1. “…in typical gay fasion you all get your knickers in a twist.”

      LOL!!!! I really shouldn’t ask, but what is a “typical gay fashion?” And why don’t you suffer from it?

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