This Year’s Oscar Nominees: A Shirtless Gallery

(Warning: Most of these people are getting old and these photos/ screengrabs are from the past.)

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george_clooney_swimming_mid_air_jump.jpg George Clooney, Michael Clayton


Daniel Day-Lewis, There Will Be Blood
(photo by David LaChapelle)


Johnny Depp, Sweeney Todd
(screengrab c/o from 1985′s Private Resort)


Tommy Lee Jones, In the Valley of Elah
(screengrab from 2000′s Space Cowboys
we’re sort of wishing now that Josh Brolin got nominated in this category)


ViggoMortensenShirtless.jpgViggo Mortensen, Eastern Promises
(photo c/o and taken from 1999′s A Walk On the Moon)



Casey Affleck, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

Javier Bardem, No Country for Old Men
(still from 2000′s Before Night Falls… hard-on? or just a partial.)


Philip Seymour Hoffman, Charlie Wilson’s War

(okay, this is as far as we’re going with this one… a screengrab from a deleted scene from Boogie Nights where Hoffman played that super sad, super obsessed character Scotty)

Hal Holbrook, Into the Wild

(Yeah, fuck this.  This seemed like a good idea until about now.  We welcome any readers to go ahead and send us a sexy pic of Hal Holbrook from… whenever. The same goes for Tom Wilkinson.  Otherwise, we’re done here. We’re going back to looking at Polaroids from the gay porn oscars.)

We Interrupt This GayVN Coverage to Bring You Sleazy Polaroids from the Glass Elevator
Deleted Scene: Boogie Nights (YouTube)
80th Annual Academy Award Nominations (
Topless Stars (Us Weekly)

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  1. Pooper McGee says:

    How ’bout topless pics of the best actresses? Now THAT would be sweet.

    • I live in Tennessee.
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    • Shower head says:

      Could you help me. If you think taking care of yourself is selfish, change your mind. If you don’t, you’re simply ducking your responsibilities.
      I am from Singapore and too poorly know English, give true I wrote the following sentence: “One must involve which geysers they decide of, as most have been already other in their houses of a million or merely small.”

      THX :D, Shower head.

  2. don says:

    Actually, Wilkinson offers plenty of available material — “In the Bedroom” and “The Full Monty” — and it ain’t bad. There’s a lot of range to our humanity ….

  3. BAP says:

    Viggo Mortensen wins this one HANDS DOWN! (personally, I wish it was “hands on”!). He has the greatest chest ever. His extraordinary physique was displayed clearly enough in Eastern Promises, but they shaved his chest for that roll (to make room for the tattoos, I guess), and that’s just a shame. And he looks like that when he is almost 50 years old. He could easily pass for 35!

    Viggo is THE MAN, no matter what part you’re looking at!

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