As Glenn Kenny notes in this exhaustive article for Premiere, bonafied stars of the adult scene like Jenna and our man François have their work cut out for them when it comes to breaking into the mainstream. The Linda Lovelaces and Marilyn Chambers of this world didn’t fare so well, but we’d have to point out that their careers did not coincide with the current porn world zeitgeist we’re experiencing now. Our money’s on Zombie Strippers to make a mint at the box office.
As for the stolen vagina (link NSFW), that’s shit’s whack, especially as a news item. And what’s with that little teeny butthole? For $250 we would hope that orifice is meant to be used too, but with straight people there’s no accounting for taste.
We leave you with this sublime clip from The View, in which we think we can hear Whoopi tell Jenna “I love you,” Elizabeth Hasselbeck looks like she’s ready to quit, and in which Joy Behar has the gall to question that Zombie Strippers has a political message.
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