There Was Some Hot-As-Fuck Gay Sex On ‘True Blood’ Last Night [Updated with Clip]

Eric and Jason, two of the hottest characters on HBO’s True Blood who are not werewolves, finally had some man-on-man action last night. Spoilers ahead, for those of you who care…

Sunday’s episode of True Blood opened with Alexander Skarsgard, who plays powerful vampire Eric Northman, reappearing after what many assumed was his fiery death in Season 6 — the one where he was naked, sunbathing on the North Pole or something, and showed some full frontal.

Anyway, he appears in this fancy house, sitting in a chair like this.

 

 

 

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He tells Jason (Ryan Kwanten), to whom he gave some of his blood last season to save him, “You found me.” Then he pours himself a huge martini. Then Jason tugs at his belt buckle, then Eric turns all angry choking top, then they strip, then Jason tackles him to the bed and he gets to be on top, and they kiss, and fuck.

No shit.

But it turns out to be a dream. But once again HBO proves that they love the gays and are willing to do anything to keep us subscribing. And this of course follows on that other gay dream Jason had in Season 6 after he had some of Warlow’s blood, but that only involved a sexy shaving sequence and an almost neck-kiss.

Now if only they can get Joe Manganiello to have a threeway with Ryan Kwanten and Alex Skarsgard…

Update: Here are some gifs and stills below, and a full clip courtesy of Mr. Man.

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7 thoughts on “There Was Some Hot-As-Fuck Gay Sex On ‘True Blood’ Last Night [Updated with Clip]”

  1. As you say, it was just an erotic dream Jason had about him and Eric. Last season Jason had an erotic dream about him and Warlow. And the season before Sam had an erotic dream about him and Bill. But these dreams go nowhere. They are just teasers. When the dream ends, the show quickly returns to its mostly heterosexual comfort zone and remains there for the rest of the season.

    The only exception to the hetero narrative is the recurring gay character, Lafayette. But heteros are comfortable with him because he’s a sassy gay clown with no sex life.

    But there is a third hot male character in the show, who is not a werewolf: James (played by Nathan Parsons). James is gay, or at least one of those mythological bi guys. I doubt that the show will turn him into a 5-star gay. Parsons was part of the eye candy in one of DeCoteau’s eye-candy films, “The Brotherhood V: Alumni.”

    1. Spot on with your assertion. Just another homoerotic dream that goes nowhere.

      Lafayette was cool in the earlier seasons, but he’s been pretty uninteresting for the last few seasons even with him becoming a witch.

      True Blood had great potential and even though the show is on it’s 7th season it’s been on a downward spiral since the 4th season when Bill became King.

      All of the characters have changed for the worse. Glad it’s the last season!

  2. Hot damn. Haven’t seen this episode yet, but it does fulfill my expectations based on an earlier episode where Jason drinks Eric’s blood.

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