By reimagining sperm fertilization as an epic race on a human scale, with helicopter-mounted cameras and CGI, The National Geographic Channel has some lessons for us. And one of those lessons is that actors are desperate people who will do anything, even if it means adding a "Sperm Cell #1,459,443" to their resumes.

The show is called Sizing Up Sperm, and it premieres on March 21st. Here’s the site and below are stills and a trailer.

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Sizing Up Sperm (National Geographic Channel)