Nudes, Neuters and Dave Navarro: The Week in Gay Photos

10. You’re Still To Old To Wear Their Clothes
Much to Barack Obama’s
delight, Abercrombie & Fitch released an adults-only version of their catalog so that they can
finally eliminate the horrendous clothing completely from the models and expose
asses to their hearts’ content.

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9. This Piece of Tyra Male Can Only Be Opened By A Fist

Clay Aiken and Tyra Banks embraced at the waist and
mugged for the camera, as Tyra welcomed the fiercest gay man in America onto her
show to help celebrate her success. And by fiercest, we mean like Pennywise.

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8. But Are They Art?

Titan Man Diesel Washington (NSFW) and
Raging Stallion Exclusive Damien Crosse (NSFW) paid a visit to the Museum of Sex in NY,
which is intriguing installation-wise, since Diesel sprays more than
the Fontana di Trevi and Damien has received more of said spray than Duchamp’s readymade Fountain. And, if you go to a Rentboy party, you can throw coins in both!

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7. Basically, He Just Adjusted Last Year’s Tron Costume
We’re
not sure what to make of the magical night that birthed this picture,
except that François Sagat has become enough of an icon that French
kids are dressing up like him for bobo Halloween and posting it on
their MySpace blogues. François, vous êtes arrivé!

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6. Hanes, Her Way
We don’t mind being called faggot, actually, but whimsical drawings we can live without.

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5. Next, He’s Going to Let His Balls Descend

Jesse
Metcalfe revealed
his hair-sprinkled chest to the world only to discover
that a genetic condition had caused his pectorals to ape the upper lift
of a fifteen year-old McDonald’s cashier.

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4. We Were Going to Use Tory Mason, But He Only Had Hollister

In
order to capture the all important twink vote, Barack Obama dressed his
set with disaffected A&F triptych, leading thousands of bitter PA
factory workers to declare that no matter who their sons vote for,
they’re waiting for PFLAG’s official endorsement.

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3. Army Suit Exposes Achilles Heel, But At Crotch Level.
Insert Stay Puft joke here. (click image for full NSFW version)


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2. Lindsey A Dyke to Watch Out For?

Homosexuality and alcoholism is one of
those chicken and the egg style dilemmas of origin and causality, but
we know this much to be true: Lindsey Lohan has fallen off the wagon,
shacked up with Samantha Ronson, created a Myspace page in which she
adopts Samantha’s last name and spent at least one night this past week
chasing Ashley Olson way from her “girlfriend.” Cue the flannel and the labyrs tattoo.

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1. Suddenly, The Carmen Elektra/Joan Jett Coupling Doesn’t Look So Bad.
Fierce
tranny (literally) drives self into body of Dave Navarro. Later, the
blue meanie brought him home to her Snorkland lair to introduce him to
King Neptune and Mr. Seaworthy.

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