The Top 10 NoH8 Photos To Fap To

Are you too cheap or too poor to pay for gay porn but still need to “bust a nut” with the help of a visual aid? Then here, stroke your fat cock to these sexxxy gay or gay-friendly “celebrities” who posed nearly nude in these fucking GORGEOUS NOH8 photos. Because there’s nothing hotter than blowing a thick, creamy load and supporting gay marriage at the same time.

Maybe one day you will get gay married and get fat and maybe even “have a baby” and you can remember back on this time when you used to rub your peen while looking at pictures of other people who wanted to get gay married too, and maybe things will have come “full circle” for you, but until then, use this time (masturbation time) as these famous people and the people behind this boner-popping campaign intended for you to use it: To fantasize about these hot guys while jacking your rock hard dick, leaking pre-ejaculatory fluid all over your computer (and maybe on the faces in these pixxx), and then shooting ropes of hot white cum all over yourself, for equality.

10. Broadway actor/dancer Nick Adams. Mmmmmm…he is already partially spread eagle sort of, which makes it easy for me to imagine ramming my raging hard-on up his tight dancer hole. Perfection.

9. Joshua Colon from MTV’s Real World DC. This nasty papi just got done fingering someone’s asshole and is savoring the smell.

8. Mike Manning from MTV’s Real World DC. Another reality show star, from the same reality show as that horny thug above. Imagine pissing all over his face and then slapping your slicked-up schlong against his nipples.

7. Lt. Col. Victor Fehrenbach. I don’t know which reality show this guy was on, but I’m thinking a rape fantasy is in order here. Violate my hole with your 10-inch uncut cock, you bald-headed, rapey-looking motherfucker. Then, use the blood from my bleeding anus to write “TELL” on your chest. Fuck yeah.

6. Scott Herman. Faggot.

5. Madison Hildebrand from Bravo’s Million Dollar Listing. I don’t know who these other gayfaced sluts are with him (and tbh I don’t even know which one is “Madison” to begin with), but these four are about to film a twink gangbang, and the one on the far left is getting creampied by me.

 

4. Joel Evan, singer and model. The one actual pseudo porn star on the list keeps his shirt on, but that doesn’t mean I can’t fantasize about him sitting on my face and gagging me with his low-hanging, jizz-filled balls while his milky white cock unleashes a syncopated Bellagio fountain torrent of golden piss, pulsing in sync to the rhythm of one of his unforgettable dance tracks, blanketing my shivering body in much-needed warmth.

3. Nic Harris – Linebacker for the Carolina Panthers. Oh Jesus fucking Christ. I would lick every goddamn inch of this ebony God’s milk chocolate skin from head to toe, and my oral exploration would of course end with my lips wrapped around his big black cock, sucking and spitting and suctioning, using just the right balance of lips and tongue to massage his pulsating shaft so expertly until I would feel his engorged dark meat swell to the point where it couldn’t swell any further and it would fucking explode, blasting thick, voluminous streams of warm cum down my ravaged, raw, and thirsty throat.

2. The Chippendales. Hell yes! First I will get DP’d (bareback) by the black one and the one in the middle next to him, and then all of them will pull a train on me (also bareback) until, one by one, they each shoot their seed so deep and so far up inside of me, some of their seed actually comes bubbling up my esophagus and then out my nostrils and mouth, causing me to barf, shit myself, and then finally pass out in a state of ecstasy, surrounded by a pool of vomit, feces, and Chippendales sperm.

1. Ryan Barry – Model. This cum pig fuck slut and I were meant to be together. Unfortunately, our mutual love for auto-erotic asphyxiation leaves us both naked and dead in a hotel room. The end.