THE TEN Most Perfect, PRETTIEST PENISES IN GAY PORN

Whenever a list is made, there are bound to be omissions. But, people love lists! And people love cocks! Here then is The Sword’s completely subjective list of the top ten prettiest penises in gay porn currently being inserted into assholes.

Note: This list was compiled from today’s gay porn cocks, not the beloved gay porn cocks of yesteryear (Mike Branson, Chad Douglas, Michael Brandon, Johnny Hanson, Chad Hunt, etc.). Someone on the list who doesn’t belong? Someone not on the list who does belong? Sorry. Leave a comment below.

Note #2: This list is also compiled not based on size alone. The man that the cock is attached to must also know how to use his cock.

OK. No more explaining! The list:

10. Landon Conrad–The Eiffel Tower Of Cocks. The only thing more impressive than the size of Landon’s penis is its upward trajectory. Another inch and it’d be kissing his belly button.

 

9. Tony Buff–The Shower AND The Grower. Hard or soft, Tony’s perfectly proportioned cock would destroy you either way. And you would like that, wouldn’t you?

 

8. Jeremy Bilding–The No Photoshop Required Cock. Thanks to his prolific series of iPhone cock shots, we have proof that Jeremy Bilding’s big fat dick is as big and fat IRL as it is in his professional stills.

 

7. Parker Perry–The Battering Ram. Parker’s penis could have found work in building demolition, but we’re glad it’s doing its thing in gay porn.

 

6. Donny Wright–The Gentle Giant. The definition of pretty, Donny’s dong is the soft yet deceptive monster that will delightfully split you in two.

 

5. Austin Wilde–The Loaded Gun. The cock that always looks like it’s set to go off, Austin’s piece is that weapon of mass penetration that our government has been warning us about. It’s gonna blow!

 

4. Logan Stevens–The White Snake. As thick as it is long, Logan’s uncut cock is the humongous gift that keeps on giving, and giving, and giving.

 

3. Samuel O’Toole–The Big Thing In The Small Package. God took four inches off Sammy’s height and added it to Sammy’s five inch cock. The result? A nine inch cock that was born to fuck. Thanks, God!

 

2. Harry Louis–The Dick Of Dreams. Everything about Harry’s cock screams “Suck me! Fuck me! Quit following me or I will issue a restraining order!” It’s the dick you go to bed and dream about and the first dick you think about when you wake up in the morning. It is the dick that dreams are made of.

 


1. Travis James–The Most Perfect, Prettiest Penis In Gay Porn. This is the one! And the only thing that could make Travis James’ cock better is if it were attached to me and I was fucking myself with it.

***UPDATE: More cock! Check out the NEW 2013 List of the TOP 40 Best Cocks in Gay Porn***

 

127 thoughts on “THE TEN Most Perfect, PRETTIEST PENISES IN GAY PORN”

  1. I’ve seen nicer ones in real life, these ain’t that perfect. but some guys do have absolutely beautiful dicks for sure.

  2. Tony Buff has a cock I could have inside me all day long. What a gorgeous piece of perfect masculinity. I get hard every time I see it. Awesome!

  3. Str8? and anonymous

    These are the most beautiful penis photos I have seen in a long time. The guys are all extremely handsome and desirable to guys and gals. I bet they all have really tasty loads.

  4. Honey Buns cock is the prettiest thing I’ve seen in a long time I I would definitely suck it very sexual and I love to suck cock what also swallow ever every drop of his sweet come

  5. Lmao these are the en littlest most melanin deficient tiny head penises I’ve ever seen. Rofl LMBAO HAHA GIGGLE GIGGLE SNICKER. Dont delude yourselves.

  6. None of these are anything special to look at!!!

    Here is a Beautiful cock, even when it’s not even hard!

    Enjoy, Enjoy!

    1. I think honey buns cock is the prettiest thing I’ve ever seen very very delicious I would love to have it to suck on

  7. Can i send in a pic of my cock? As i’d love to get some feedback on how iit compares to these beautiful cocks..

  8. what beautiful cocks, I would love to have any of them up me, in my mouth, rubbing all over my body, god how horny do they make you feel MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

  9. lovely lovely, what do i do to get the feel of these perfect specimens, would love to feel the girth and length of these gorgeous cocks

  10. Where is tommy defendi.he is very beautiful.his cock,ass hole ,butt and bulges are also very nice.please fuck me and i suck and fingering U.

  11. Beautiful, very nice on the eye and very nice to have the pleasure of, in my dreams !! o to be blessed with a tool like those gorgeous men, o to feel one doing it’s job, mmmmmmmmm, wwant one now.

  12. Travis James –”The Most Perfect, Prettiest Penis In Gay Porn” – I don’t think so. He’s Ok, but I have seen much, much better!

  13. your list was excellent. how about adding tommy defendi, ricky larkin, brent biscayne, jake deckard, brad kalvo,nathan york.

  14. if he was my first and he presented me with that beauty, I would have easily sucked him off for or five times in an afternoon. My first time fantasy is built around his cock!!

  15. I have seen much prettier, nothing special from the normal. I think you always need to see a man soft also to know the real beauty.

  16. Peter Schwend G (tiny weeny little dick)

    The best one is the man in uniform . He is incredible, handsome and beautifully big cocked and the next , in my opinion is Tony Buff and his really ” beautifully shaped ” piece of meat . I love well shaped cocks and he has the perfect one. A georgiuous well shaped glans , just as I love them, simply perfect.

  17. Peter Schwend G (tiny weeny little dick)

    Ohhhhh my God, its heartbreaking so many and beautyfull cocks, thank you. I am so envious of that wonderfully beautyfull men with their marvelous penis

  18. I don’t agree with this post at all! Andrew Stark, Blu Kennedy, Brent Corrigan, Topher DiMaggio & Brent Everett should have been listed as well.

  19. the one wearing sheriff costume who’s from titanmen.com was really shocking because of his bazooka-like cock! great list! all of them were deserving! :D

  20. Are you guys kidding? This is a list of guys with bigger than average cocks but not huge. Both my partner and I are uncircumcised and bigger than all of these wannabes. i think the problem is we are all led to believe they are special. I have “seen” more than a few in person. Their jaw dropped, not mine. i yawned.

  21. I slept with five of these guys. It s funny how everyone wants them. Trust me, four of them were duds and failed to measure up, size wise. Nine inches is great, if you can find it. The camera and the myths do wonders.

  22. OK I can see just how passionate people are over there idea of lists, I think you need to include all gay porn stars, old and new. My top 15 list for largest is……..
    1. Jeff Stryker
    2. Rafael Alencar
    3. Rick Donovan
    4. Chase Hunter
    5. Leo Giamani
    6. Chad Hunt
    7. Cody Cummings
    8. Harry Louis
    9. Rafael Carrerras
    10. Tom Chase
    11. Paddy O’Brian
    12. Lukas Ridgeston
    13. Brent Everett
    14. Brent Corrigan
    15. Michael Lucas
    16. Jimmy Durano
    17. Kevin Crows
    18. Trystan Bull
    19. Topher DiMaggio
    20. Steffan Berlin

    There’s more I could list, however this is a good start, this is not a list from biggest to smallest, it’s just a list……

  23. What a bunch of whinny pussies. Some people don’t know beauty if it hits them in the face (and wouldn’t that be nice!).

  24. My 3 favorites are Colby Keller, Tommy Defendi and Scott Tanner. All have length, girth, and are very easy on the eyes. All are equally suckable and fuckable. And the 3 faces and bodies attached are pretty damn hot, too!

  25. I can’t believe that there aren’t great dicks in this list. I think that Dillon Buck, Ted Colunga, Tommy Defendi, Vito Gallo, Alex Marte, Adam Killian, Leo Giamani would be in this list for sure!

  26. U get to see these photos.Although i have seen bigger,much bigger cocks it isnt suppose to be the biggest cocks but the prettyest cocks! Im sure there are pretter cocks but what the hell,lets enjoy these cocks and not complin.feel lucky that we have the ability to even view such nice pictures in the first place! All cocks are beautiful to begin with just some are much pretter than others! Look,enjoy, apreciate and feel lucky that

  27. Ted Colunga, Paddy O’Brian, Dawson (Corbiin Fisher), Thomas (Legend Men), Orin Knight (Legend Men), Stefan Berlin (Legend Men), Max Wheeler, Harley Everett, Slade, and a few classics: Jeremy Scott, George Payne and Al Parker.

    Well, that’s my list. Not all are huge, but a dick doesn’t need to be ginormous to be beautiful. Though I only listed two classic porn performers, back then there was no shortage of great cocks.

  28. nemchu njapchi

    All the corks are of the size i had wanted ,unfortunately mine is too small in such a way that i don’t satisfy my sex partner, so I need penis enlargement please help me out.

  29. Good list! Absolutely love Harry Louis and Landon Conrad. I would’ve included:
    Marco Blaze, Tommy Defendi, Brad Star, D.O., Arpad Miklos, and my favorite piece in porn Tim Kruger!

  30. next time maike a name list and let us decide wich one is top 1 nokheads and dont maike a top chart in your office

  31. I dont agree with the list and am curious how it came about.
    What is the criteria involved in choosing the perfect cock? I dont think your number one has perfect cock in anyway as it decrease in size as it comes to the end.

  32. Nick Donato has the best cock I’ve ever seen. Huge cock, thick as my fucking leg, gets really hard and sprays himself with cum. Hottest latin in gay porn (my opinion). I don’t know where he’s gone to, but I hope he comes back and does some more videos.

  33. Agree with a few of these but some glaring omissions – e.g. Marco Blaze and Francois Sagat and Pedro Andreas and Francesco D’Macho.

  34. why the hell isnt roberto georgio or chad hunt on this list both beat the hell outta half this list .. retards . cant even do a decent list

  35. Although I enjoyed the view of these ten and would like to receive each one–there are bigger ones on a blog called dotados something! BIG BOLD BEAUTIFUL dotados!!!

  36. travis does not have a stank ‘tude. he’s super friendly in person. go to here lounge when he entertains and you’ll see.

  37. Either somebody paid you money or you have very poor judgment. Yes these are very good looking cocks
    but there are much better.

  38. Hahaha, thank you for the consideration!!

    I mean, I only want to joke and say “As big in real life as comes across on film; so TopCo shrank it for tue dildo so it’s not so intimidating…”, because I want to deflect the recognition, and try to be humble (even though that’s the least humble thing I could say). But, I joke when I’m nervous.

    Anyway, I do love your list, I’ve at least seen most of these up front, and I’m honored to be included.

    Thank you Zach!

  39. Pornobobbie Uncut Superhero

    TIM KRUGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Oh yeah, its bad ass that most of the dudes on this list are UNCUT! :D

  40. :( Jeremy Bilding? no. I feel you on Travis James but Bilding just looks strange all the time. Not to mention his awful attitude which probably taints my feelings on his big ugly mug.

  41. Okay, I agree with Landon Conrad, Parker Perry, Donny Wright (it’s not HUGE, but it looks delicious), Logan Stevens, and Harry Louis. It’s no surprise that uncut cocks dominate the list. It’s harder to find *pretty* circumcised dicks because of the scarring and discoloration that can often occur. And before anyone throws a bitch-fit, I’m not saying there aren’t any out there. Two have been mentioned already: Brent Corrigan and Blu Kennedy. Note that they’re both (quite) white so there was less chance of keloid-like scarring or hyperpigmentation.

      1. First of all, I’m not your “honey”. Secondly, that’s all there is to it?! Gotta anything to back up your claim?

        Hyperpigmentation, hypertrophic scarring, aggravation of hypospadias, etc. are often the side effects of circumcision. Geez, I’ve seen dicks with pubic hair growing nearly all the way to the tip of the penis because the doctors cut too much skin away… there’s plenty that can go wrong.

        1. “Secondly, that’s all there is to it?! Gotta anything to back up your claim?”

          I don’t need to “back up” my claim. I’m not trying to argue shit in court, not-honey. It’s dick – take a fucking breath and enjoy it.

          1. Loki was correct on all counts: It’s almost universally accepted amongst those with an eye for aesthetic symmetry and a wide range of penile familiarity that uncut penises are always superior to their cut brethren (save for the unfortunate incidences of phimosis or other rare congenital deformities). Those who disagree are typically men who are themselves circumcised and wish to retain the belief cut cocks are superior—a means of rationalizing away their lingering BDD beliefs; ignorant women whom dismiss intact penises as “weird” or “unnatural” reactionarily, often influenced by popular culture (esp. in the USA), are also common offenders.

            Of course, given your counterarguments are so thoroughly convincing (“Just…JUST ‘CUZ!”), I doubt you’ll see the logic of the above. But if you can please do one thing for me, make it this: *DO NOT* retroactively downplay how earnestly your original statement (“It’s harder to find a pretty uncircumcised dick and that’s all there is to it.”) was to be taken simply because the follow-up to that ridiculous position roundly overturned it. If you want to surprise us, simply admit you spoke quickly and without critical thought, own the error, and apologize for your previous callow and impudent behavior. It’d be as if this never happened, and you could hold your head high knowing you accepted your mistakes and learned from them.

            (You want to dismiss this as ‘serious business’…but you cannot. You know I’m right, don’t you?)

  42. There are only three names on this list I am personally sold on and I will give you Travis James on top of it because, well, I sympathize with your crush and his cock is fine enough.
    But some are big and impressive but ugly and others are not particular impressive or nice to look at either way. Won’t name names because no need to turn this into a bitchfest.
    The first name that comes to mind that probably should be on the list is the cock of someone I am not particular a fan of but who has a gorgeous cock: Rafael Alencar. I’d probably find room for Blu Kennedy too because it is well proportioned and the skin color makes it very pretty. The BelAmi boys probably don’t fit with the “know how to use it” criteria but beautiful to look at cocks over there for sure. Another one who is controversial enough but whose cock is well proportioned and could easily replace half of the ones on the list: Brent Corrigan. I guess I am more into proportion than you are.

  43. If thats what you call “big”…. then its no wonder whats wrong w porn these days…
    What happened to “big” as in Barrett Long and Trevor Knight… that is BIG! I know Ive been watching porn longer then most of these kids have been alive but I remember the days when someone was “big” and it ment actual dick size, not camera angles.
    I have no mercy for these porn companies crying that they are no longer making money… “LOOK AT YOUR MATERIAL!”
    The standard of what a “pornstar” has fallen so much.. I understand that there needs to be a little of something for everyone but with what models have turned into… its NOT working for me… but thats just me….

    1. Big isn’t everything. (See: Brooks, Girth. Recommended if you like permanent, awkwardly thick soft-ons.) All the men on the list are reasonably attractive (I’m not as enamored of Donny Wright as our host is, and I would also have added Rafael Alencar on the list) and have members of prodigious size. What more do you want out of porn guys?

  44. Nice list, here a few of others that deserve attention: Cezar Dior AKA Phat Daddy, Rafael Alencar, Antonio Biaggi and Ace Rockwood. Lucas Entertainment certainly knows how to pick em.

      1. yuck to Alencar…there are many much more “beautiful cocks.” Alencar’s dick looks transplanted from a Latino. He’s so beefed up with such a huge ass, his dick pales. Plus he actually fractured it 2 years ago and lost 75% of the sensation in it. At almost 41, his shelf life is over. Needs to BOTTOM again or get out of porn; he turns as many tricks a day as possible.

        1. I’m confused by your “transplanted from a Latino.” He IS Latino, after all.

          Also, whether previously fractured or not, Rafael Alencar’s cock is incredibly gorgeous. I suppose I’m biased, though: I think Latin guys do, overall, have the best dicks. But Rafael’s ass is amazing, too. And, well…

          And, despite what your feelings are about age or promiscuity, I still say he has a great body—a thousand times better than, say, Matthew Rush’s was only a few years after he started out.

  45. Nice. Harry Louis is Brazilian and I just don’t know what they put in the water down there. This should shut-up the JetSet “well, when a cock is hard it doesn’t always point” non-sense. A big limp dick is still a limp dick. See!?!?

      1. Harry Louis Belgiun? You know everything about him, really!!! And people can write this shits whith no search.

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