THE TEN Most Perfect, PRETTIEST PENISES IN GAY PORN

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Whenever a list is made, there are bound to be omissions. But, people love lists! And people love cocks! Here then is The Sword’s completely subjective list of the top ten prettiest penises in gay porn currently being inserted into assholes.

Note: This list was compiled from today’s gay porn cocks, not the beloved gay porn cocks of yesteryear (Mike Branson, Chad Douglas, Michael Brandon, Johnny Hanson, Chad Hunt, etc.). Someone on the list who doesn’t belong? Someone not on the list who does belong? Sorry. Leave a comment below.

Note #2: This list is also compiled not based on size alone. The man that the cock is attached to must also know how to use his cock.

OK. No more explaining! The list:

10. Landon Conrad–The Eiffel Tower Of Cocks. The only thing more impressive than the size of Landon’s penis is its upward trajectory. Another inch and it’d be kissing his belly button.

 

9. Tony Buff–The Shower AND The Grower. Hard or soft, Tony’s perfectly proportioned cock would destroy you either way. And you would like that, wouldn’t you?

 

8. Jeremy Bilding–The No Photoshop Required Cock. Thanks to his prolific series of iPhone cock shots, we have proof that Jeremy Bilding’s big fat dick is as big and fat IRL as it is in his professional stills.

 

7. Parker Perry–The Battering Ram. Parker’s penis could have found work in building demolition, but we’re glad it’s doing its thing in gay porn.

 

6. Donny Wright–The Gentle Giant. The definition of pretty, Donny’s dong is the soft yet deceptive monster that will delightfully split you in two.

 

5. Austin Wilde–The Loaded Gun. The cock that always looks like it’s set to go off, Austin’s piece is that weapon of mass penetration that our government has been warning us about. It’s gonna blow!

 

4. Logan Stevens–The White Snake. As thick as it is long, Logan’s uncut cock is the humongous gift that keeps on giving, and giving, and giving.

 

3. Samuel O’Toole–The Big Thing In The Small Package. God took four inches off Sammy’s height and added it to Sammy’s five inch cock. The result? A nine inch cock that was born to fuck. Thanks, God!

 

2. Harry Louis–The Dick Of Dreams. Everything about Harry’s cock screams “Suck me! Fuck me! Quit following me or I will issue a restraining order!” It’s the dick you go to bed and dream about and the first dick you think about when you wake up in the morning. It is the dick that dreams are made of.

 


1. Travis James–The Most Perfect, Prettiest Penis In Gay Porn. This is the one! And the only thing that could make Travis James’ cock better is if it were attached to me and I was fucking myself with it.

***UPDATE: More cock! Check out the NEW 2013 List of the TOP 40 Best Cocks in Gay Porn***

 

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65 Responses to “THE TEN Most Perfect, PRETTIEST PENISES IN GAY PORN”

  1. MIke says:

    Nice. Harry Louis is Brazilian and I just don’t know what they put in the water down there. This should shut-up the JetSet “well, when a cock is hard it doesn’t always point” non-sense. A big limp dick is still a limp dick. See!?!?

  2. Jessie says:

    Nice list, here a few of others that deserve attention: Cezar Dior AKA Phat Daddy, Rafael Alencar, Antonio Biaggi and Ace Rockwood. Lucas Entertainment certainly knows how to pick em.

    • Wic says:

      Awesome..
      Rafael Alencar has the most beautiful uncut cock ever..
      Thank you for the note.
      W.

      • Julio Sanchez says:

        yuck to Alencar…there are many much more “beautiful cocks.” Alencar’s dick looks transplanted from a Latino. He’s so beefed up with such a huge ass, his dick pales. Plus he actually fractured it 2 years ago and lost 75% of the sensation in it. At almost 41, his shelf life is over. Needs to BOTTOM again or get out of porn; he turns as many tricks a day as possible.

        • AquaMan says:

          I’m confused by your “transplanted from a Latino.” He IS Latino, after all.

          Also, whether previously fractured or not, Rafael Alencar’s cock is incredibly gorgeous. I suppose I’m biased, though: I think Latin guys do, overall, have the best dicks. But Rafael’s ass is amazing, too. And, well…

          And, despite what your feelings are about age or promiscuity, I still say he has a great body—a thousand times better than, say, Matthew Rush’s was only a few years after he started out.

  3. Travis says:

    If thats what you call “big”…. then its no wonder whats wrong w porn these days…
    What happened to “big” as in Barrett Long and Trevor Knight… that is BIG! I know Ive been watching porn longer then most of these kids have been alive but I remember the days when someone was “big” and it ment actual dick size, not camera angles.
    I have no mercy for these porn companies crying that they are no longer making money… “LOOK AT YOUR MATERIAL!”
    The standard of what a “pornstar” has fallen so much.. I understand that there needs to be a little of something for everyone but with what models have turned into… its NOT working for me… but thats just me….

    • Asenath says:

      Big isn’t everything. (See: Brooks, Girth. Recommended if you like permanent, awkwardly thick soft-ons.) All the men on the list are reasonably attractive (I’m not as enamored of Donny Wright as our host is, and I would also have added Rafael Alencar on the list) and have members of prodigious size. What more do you want out of porn guys?

  4. nhuixnhuix says:

    There are only three names on this list I am personally sold on and I will give you Travis James on top of it because, well, I sympathize with your crush and his cock is fine enough.
    But some are big and impressive but ugly and others are not particular impressive or nice to look at either way. Won’t name names because no need to turn this into a bitchfest.
    The first name that comes to mind that probably should be on the list is the cock of someone I am not particular a fan of but who has a gorgeous cock: Rafael Alencar. I’d probably find room for Blu Kennedy too because it is well proportioned and the skin color makes it very pretty. The BelAmi boys probably don’t fit with the “know how to use it” criteria but beautiful to look at cocks over there for sure. Another one who is controversial enough but whose cock is well proportioned and could easily replace half of the ones on the list: Brent Corrigan. I guess I am more into proportion than you are.

  5. RandyN says:

    I love slow news days. That is when Zach turns back to what really matters!
    Thanks, this post came just in time for us to go to bed.

  6. jack says:

    I THINK THERE SHOULD BE TWINKS IN THE LINE UP. THERE ARE SOME STUDS HERE BUT THIS IS NOT THE BEST PORN HAS TO OFFER.

  7. Loki says:

    Okay, I agree with Landon Conrad, Parker Perry, Donny Wright (it’s not HUGE, but it looks delicious), Logan Stevens, and Harry Louis. It’s no surprise that uncut cocks dominate the list. It’s harder to find *pretty* circumcised dicks because of the scarring and discoloration that can often occur. And before anyone throws a bitch-fit, I’m not saying there aren’t any out there. Two have been mentioned already: Brent Corrigan and Blu Kennedy. Note that they’re both (quite) white so there was less chance of keloid-like scarring or hyperpigmentation.

    • aslogan says:

      Whatever, honey. It’s harder to find a pretty uncircumcised dick and that’s all there is to it.

      • Loki says:

        First of all, I’m not your “honey”. Secondly, that’s all there is to it?! Gotta anything to back up your claim?

        Hyperpigmentation, hypertrophic scarring, aggravation of hypospadias, etc. are often the side effects of circumcision. Geez, I’ve seen dicks with pubic hair growing nearly all the way to the tip of the penis because the doctors cut too much skin away… there’s plenty that can go wrong.

        • aslogan says:

          “Secondly, that’s all there is to it?! Gotta anything to back up your claim?”

          I don’t need to “back up” my claim. I’m not trying to argue shit in court, not-honey. It’s dick – take a fucking breath and enjoy it.

          • The Truth says:

            Loki was correct on all counts: It’s almost universally accepted amongst those with an eye for aesthetic symmetry and a wide range of penile familiarity that uncut penises are always superior to their cut brethren (save for the unfortunate incidences of phimosis or other rare congenital deformities). Those who disagree are typically men who are themselves circumcised and wish to retain the belief cut cocks are superior—a means of rationalizing away their lingering BDD beliefs; ignorant women whom dismiss intact penises as “weird” or “unnatural” reactionarily, often influenced by popular culture (esp. in the USA), are also common offenders.

            Of course, given your counterarguments are so thoroughly convincing (“Just…JUST ‘CUZ!”), I doubt you’ll see the logic of the above. But if you can please do one thing for me, make it this: *DO NOT* retroactively downplay how earnestly your original statement (“It’s harder to find a pretty uncircumcised dick and that’s all there is to it.”) was to be taken simply because the follow-up to that ridiculous position roundly overturned it. If you want to surprise us, simply admit you spoke quickly and without critical thought, own the error, and apologize for your previous callow and impudent behavior. It’d be as if this never happened, and you could hold your head high knowing you accepted your mistakes and learned from them.

            (You want to dismiss this as ‘serious business’…but you cannot. You know I’m right, don’t you?)

    • Joker says:

      You have issues.

  8. MsNJS says:

    Calvin from Sean Cody.

  9. SweetBread says:

    No Lex Sabre? No Mario Costa? No Erik Rhodes?

  10. Alex K. says:

    Neil Rush/Neil Stevens, Bel Ami’s Brandon Manilow, Matt Hughes. I don’t know most of these guys.

  11. Christian says:

    :( Jeremy Bilding? no. I feel you on Travis James but Bilding just looks strange all the time. Not to mention his awful attitude which probably taints my feelings on his big ugly mug.

  12. Baalbuster says:

    So, will there be a most perfect butts in porn list next? Please?!?!?!?!

  13. Pornobobbie Uncut Superhero says:

    TIM KRUGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Oh yeah, its bad ass that most of the dudes on this list are UNCUT! :D

  14. Jeremy Bilding says:

    Hahaha, thank you for the consideration!!

    I mean, I only want to joke and say “As big in real life as comes across on film; so TopCo shrank it for tue dildo so it’s not so intimidating…”, because I want to deflect the recognition, and try to be humble (even though that’s the least humble thing I could say). But, I joke when I’m nervous.

    Anyway, I do love your list, I’ve at least seen most of these up front, and I’m honored to be included.

    Thank you Zach!

  15. toni says:

    Hm…no “black” penises…? i think there are some few of them that deserves to be here…

  16. Dylan says:

    Sam O’Toole is 7″ at best. Still nothing to kick out of bed, but no way that’s 9″.

  17. herbert says:

    ilike landon conrand is he best and spencer reed his penis is very laarge and body beautiful.

  18. Herman says:

    Either somebody paid you money or you have very poor judgment. Yes these are very good looking cocks
    but there are much better.

  19. erin says:

    travis does not have a stank ‘tude. he’s super friendly in person. go to here lounge when he entertains and you’ll see.

  20. ggreen says:

    You guys need to see more dicks, these aren’t even in the top 50.

  21. Eddwarm says:

    Although I enjoyed the view of these ten and would like to receive each one–there are bigger ones on a blog called dotados something! BIG BOLD BEAUTIFUL dotados!!!

  22. evans says:

    tyler saint? he’s awesome!

  23. jeremy says:

    why the hell isnt roberto georgio or chad hunt on this list both beat the hell outta half this list .. retards . cant even do a decent list

  24. Jake says:

    Agree with a few of these but some glaring omissions – e.g. Marco Blaze and Francois Sagat and Pedro Andreas and Francesco D’Macho.

  25. Marius says:

    Nick Donato has the best cock I’ve ever seen. Huge cock, thick as my fucking leg, gets really hard and sprays himself with cum. Hottest latin in gay porn (my opinion). I don’t know where he’s gone to, but I hope he comes back and does some more videos.

  26. CHRIS says:

    I dont agree with the list and am curious how it came about.
    What is the criteria involved in choosing the perfect cock? I dont think your number one has perfect cock in anyway as it decrease in size as it comes to the end.

  27. alex says:

    next time maike a name list and let us decide wich one is top 1 nokheads and dont maike a top chart in your office

  28. Edson says:

    Can’t believe Michael Lucas isn’t on here…that is one hot fucking cock

  29. LAFella says:

    Good list! Absolutely love Harry Louis and Landon Conrad. I would’ve included:
    Marco Blaze, Tommy Defendi, Brad Star, D.O., Arpad Miklos, and my favorite piece in porn Tim Kruger!

  30. AndrewLee says:

    Donnie Wright is pretty Hott! I love the form of his cock

  31. Oliveira says:

    Put here the Leo Giamani Penis plz!!!

  32. Jo says:

    Master Avery who shoots for kink.com has a gorgeous cut cock that is as yummy in person as it looks on camera.

  33. TM says:

    Austin Wilde and Donny Wright. The best on this list hands down.

  34. glenn says:

    Fuck me

  35. nemchu njapchi says:

    All the corks are of the size i had wanted ,unfortunately mine is too small in such a way that i don’t satisfy my sex partner, so I need penis enlargement please help me out.

  36. Bob says:

    Jake Havoc and Chad Hunt!

  37. Robert says:

    Whats with thE small Heads there is nothing like a big head on a petty dick?

  38. lorna says:

    These are all nice i would suck them all

  39. T2theB says:

    Ted Colunga, Paddy O’Brian, Dawson (Corbiin Fisher), Thomas (Legend Men), Orin Knight (Legend Men), Stefan Berlin (Legend Men), Max Wheeler, Harley Everett, Slade, and a few classics: Jeremy Scott, George Payne and Al Parker.

    Well, that’s my list. Not all are huge, but a dick doesn’t need to be ginormous to be beautiful. Though I only listed two classic porn performers, back then there was no shortage of great cocks.

  40. U get to see these photos.Although i have seen bigger,much bigger cocks it isnt suppose to be the biggest cocks but the prettyest cocks! Im sure there are pretter cocks but what the hell,lets enjoy these cocks and not complin.feel lucky that we have the ability to even view such nice pictures in the first place! All cocks are beautiful to begin with just some are much pretter than others! Look,enjoy, apreciate and feel lucky that

  41. Henry ott says:

    I think all these guys have beautuful cocks but travis james has a cock that nust makes a guy hungery for his man meat. I would be eattu
    Eatting him all day!

  42. Billy says:

    I can’t believe that there aren’t great dicks in this list. I think that Dillon Buck, Ted Colunga, Tommy Defendi, Vito Gallo, Alex Marte, Adam Killian, Leo Giamani would be in this list for sure!

  43. Miguel says:

    My 3 favorites are Colby Keller, Tommy Defendi and Scott Tanner. All have length, girth, and are very easy on the eyes. All are equally suckable and fuckable. And the 3 faces and bodies attached are pretty damn hot, too!

  44. Nothin' says:

    LEO GIAMANI, RICHARD HROSIK

  45. hey says:

    love him love him love him in straight porn.
    sooooooooooooo happy to see him with wonderful girls like allie

  46. sahil says:

    very hot and sexy penis

  47. EllisF says:

    What a bunch of whinny pussies. Some people don’t know beauty if it hits them in the face (and wouldn’t that be nice!).

  48. bobbyt says:

    malachi marx has one of the most prefect dicks whatever you may think of his attitude

  49. Alex Colby says:

    OK I can see just how passionate people are over there idea of lists, I think you need to include all gay porn stars, old and new. My top 15 list for largest is……..
    1. Jeff Stryker
    2. Rafael Alencar
    3. Rick Donovan
    4. Chase Hunter
    5. Leo Giamani
    6. Chad Hunt
    7. Cody Cummings
    8. Harry Louis
    9. Rafael Carrerras
    10. Tom Chase
    11. Paddy O’Brian
    12. Lukas Ridgeston
    13. Brent Everett
    14. Brent Corrigan
    15. Michael Lucas
    16. Jimmy Durano
    17. Kevin Crows
    18. Trystan Bull
    19. Topher DiMaggio
    20. Steffan Berlin

    There’s more I could list, however this is a good start, this is not a list from biggest to smallest, it’s just a list……

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