The Sword’s New Intern At Phoenix Forum 2013!

Hey guys! Candace here, The Sword’s new spring intern. I’m reporting live from the 2013 Phoenix Forum!

First of all, I know, I know. You’re probably thinking, “What is a woman doing interning on a gay porn blog?” Well, might I remind you that I’m not the first woman to intern here at The Sword! Many of you will undoubtedly remember Chelsea, The Sword’s last female intern who died tragically during childbirth. And in case you couldn’t tell from my photo on the left, Chelsea was my twin sister.

Since Chelsea’s passing earlier this year, I’ve been reevaluating my own life as a single college student making her way in the world while at the same time trying to discover what I can do to keep my late sister’s legacy alive. And then one day it hit me. Why not carry on the brave, insightful, and sexy work that Chelsea started here?

Chelsea loved what she did on The Sword, and I can’t think of any greater tribute than to extend her influence on The Sword and in gay porn by blogging in her honor, and by focusing on all of her favorite stars, themes, studios, and trends. I know I’m not Chelsea (I’m Candace!), but I am her identical twin sister. And that makes us practically the same person!

Anyways, I’ve got a busy weekend ahead of me at the Phoenix Forum here in Arizona. In case you didn’t know, the Phoenix Forum is an annual business convention for porn companies, affiliates, bloggers, models, and other industry professionals. The whole thing is a predominantly straight event (I’m not sure why they sent me?) and everyone seems really drunk or high pretty much all the time, but I’ll try to get you some pics of the gay porn stars who let me take their picture. I’ve already spotted Cody Cummings and Jake Cruz, so don’t worry boys. Candy’s got ya covered!!

Check out some of the pics I’ve taken so far below. Hope you like!!!

Thanks guys.

Candace (but my friends call me Candy ;)

 

18 thoughts on “The Sword’s New Intern At Phoenix Forum 2013!”

  1. So.. has anyone noticed that Candy’s picture is the same as Chelsea’s?
    Except Chelsea’s was more crudely drawn.

  2. Are we really going to do this “parody” thing all over again? Ugh. Yeah, yeah, yeah; “you don’t know what parody is”.

    Well, it seems like no one knows what “beating a dead horse” is either. Over it.

  3. Chelsea Corpse's Rank Pussy

    I hope Candy stays away from the Abbey, that place isn’t safe anymore as they are getting all rapey.

    Where did you hire this intern from Zack, The University of Houston–Downtown? I hope she didn’t post those flyers. By the way, that guy is a perfect candidate for speaking engagements by student gay and lesbian groups! I think he should be a role model. Totally level headed response, and only asks for an apology and not outrage. Those Dean’s will be kissing the ground Kristopher walks on, when he doesn’t sue the university for medical record malpractice. On a side note, the flyers were a form of “free speech,” so it is protected…however, what is illegal is the theft of medical records and personal information.

    So you can get all bloggy about HIV statuses of people. As long as you don’t post medical records.

  4. I’m starting to wonder how many “interns” Zac has in his head?
    What will Candy die from??? Ectopic pregnancy? Meth over dose? AIDS related pneumonia? Breast cancer would be a really sensitive subject u could exploit Zac {{wink}}
    What will Zac… I mean “Candy” come up with to piss us off ???? I just cant WAIT!!!!!!

    1. Chelsea Corpse's Rank Pussy

      Love-pact suicide with Trevor Knight. A love that would not dare speak it’s name: A Fag Hag and her queen!

      Or…

      Mr Pam goes to jail for homicide, after killing Candy for trying to seduce all of Mr Pam’s “boyfriends” listed in the Grabbys award category for best bottom.

  5. So, will you have a plastic surgery and come out looking like a completely different person? or will you go back to your room and night and then never be seen again (or even be forgotten of ever exist)?

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