The Swordies Best Face Of 2012: Johnny Rapid
The Swordie for Best Face of 2012 is by far one of the most important Swordie awards out of all the Swordies, and the winner of the Swordie for Best Face of 2012 is perhaps the least surprising!
In case you’ve been living under a Johnny Rapid asshole, gay porn star Johnny Rapid has the best face of 2012, so he wins the Swordie. There was never any question that Johnny Rapid would win this award when I decided to make it up five minutes ago, and after all of the times that Johnny Rapid has been raped, double-penetrated, gangbanged, and gangraped over the past year, it’s only fair that he finally wins something.
Any one of the 36 pictures in the “36 Of The Most Breathtakingly Beautiful Photographs Of Gay Porn Superstar Johnny Rapid’s Face” post would secure Johnny Rapid the Swordie for Best Face of 2012, but I think that it is this one that can be considered *the* Johnny Rapid face of all time, don’t you?
Then again, I don’t know. Like I said, any of those 36 pics could be considered the best one, depending on how much of a rapist you are.
Anyway, congratulations, Johnny Rapid! I want to fuck your face.
In honor of Johnny Rapid’s Swordie win for Best Face of 2012, here are the 17 Most Breathtaking .GIFS of Johnny Rapid’s Face:
The very best Johnny Rapid .GIF face of all time, forever: