The Swordies Best Ass Of 2013: Connor Kline?

Last year, Connor Kline (a.k.a. Sean Cody’s Brice) had the distinct honor of coming in at #1 on my countdown of the “11 Hottest Sean Cody Models With The Stupidest Tattoos Of All Time” due to his absurd “Born This Way” tattoo, but now he might just win something else: The 2013 Swordie for Best Ass of 2013.

Connor Kline is the first nominee in the ONLY Swordie category (Best Ass Of 2013) that the FANS will determine through their votes. If Connor Kline wins Best Ass Of 2013, should he use the prize money on laser tattoo removal? (Not that there is any prize money.) I’ll have more Best Ass nominees in the coming weeks, but for now here is Connor Kline’s perfect ass (via Sean Cody)…

…and here is Connor Kline’s perfect ass via Guys In Sweatpants, where Connor’s first GISP scene is out this week. It’s entitled “Connor Cums On Andy’s Hole,” because that’s what Connor does. He cums on Andy’s hole:

[GuysInSweatpants: Connor Cums On Andy’s Hole]

 

22 thoughts on “The Swordies Best Ass Of 2013: Connor Kline?”

  1. Ciccone Germanotta

    Love the tat on the back!! I don’t really know why Madonna fans are always trying to talk bad about Lady Gaga even when they just have to comment about the
    ass of a porn actor. If you don’t like Lady Gaga, don’t listen to Lady Gaga. It’s a little bit sad that u’all are saying ‘there’s not anything worse than Lady Caca fans” when u faggots are the garbage of our own fanbase (Madonna). RESPECT.

  2. Jeffreys Stankhole

    I enjoy that he’s outspoken and comfortable with his sexuality. Refreshing to see in gay porn! The eyebrows are awful and make Topher DiMaggio’s look bushy. Some tats are fine, some people can pull it off. Unfortunately since mass amounts of tats being mainstream is still fairly new who knows what these people are gonna look like in 10-20 years. When I see a gay man in his 40’s with a tribal sun tat on their naval (which is no longer a 6 pack but a gut) I can’t help but think “Oh sweetie, you used to be the shit but now you’re just some old Queen with a bad tattoo”. Having “BORN THIS WAY” across your is like me getting “Express Yourself” tatooed on my back in the eighties when I was a fierce little screaming Madonna Queen. Sad. Just Sad.

  3. Nice ass, cute face. I am glad to see him break out of the helix mode as I think in time (quite a bit of) he could become a bigger name. Maybe he should goto cockyboys to get more scenes under his belt though. I will say that this is one of the better scenes he has been in, the others he never showed much emotion and was way too quiet for my tastes. He has a cute bf too.

  4. Liza with a Zzzz

    While it is a horrible tatt (I’m not a conservative tatt-hater btw – those guys are like the right-wing of the gay community) at least if he did pick a manifesto to live by, that song represents a great uplifting and positive one. He got the most important part right, the ideology, while at the same time punching everyone else who has to look at it in the eyes. At least if someone asks about it he can say: It’s not a tattoo, I was born this way.

  5. Best ass? Hardly

    I like tattoos like this but I don’t like that its a gaga phrase that just kills it

    I can only hope that these uptight Marys can get over tattoos they aren’t going anywhere, if someone gets a face tattoo or full sleeves then complain

    until then, kindly shut up

    1. Straightforward Isn't Cryptic, Dumb Ass!

      On no gurl, face tatts is the hottest!!!!

      Snagglepuss buttfucking Pink Panther from temple to temple…way hot. WAY!

      Wish Connor would have gotten something mod or catchy or pop like ‘Lemme Smell Yo Dick’ or ‘How Hairy is Khloe’s Pussy?’ or his SAT score.

  6. After much laborious research into this hypothesis of a greater-than-superb ass attached to Connor Klines body I’ve found that it only looks good either (a) directly from the back, or (b) when he’s bent over (in-klined). From side profile it’s on the flattish side and definitely aint a donk by any standards, however I applaud him for letting Lady Gaga take out advertising space and selling his body in a way that even the seasoned skin trade pros haven’t thought of yet :)

  7. cute and possibly hot but not my cup of tea, and while the ass is fine it is not of world class standards. Matthew Mc Call, andrew Christian model, well he did have an ass to reckon with

  8. I actually really like Conner tattoo and everything, in every interview he comes across as a well adjusted out and proud gay man in an industry that’s seems to value G4P as some sort of gold standard, good for you Conner and by the way that ass is beautiful

  9. That tattoo is just too much, the ass doesn’t even compensate for it. I can find asses just that good if not better on guys who don’t have ridiculous tats like that.

  10. I guess I’ll be the first one to say it…. THAT TATTOO IS HIDEOUS! Oy vey. I blame GaGa. Cute ass though.

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