The Swordies Tweet Of The Year Winner: Laura D.’s “Go Fuck Yourself”

The first annual Swordies continue today with the Swordie award for “Tweet Of The Year,” and the winner is director Laura D.! No other tweet this year has embodied the sentiments of so many.

Riley Price was set to perform as a gangbang bottom today for an upcoming scene on’s orgy site,, but as Laura revealed last night, the now retired(?) porn star canceled at the last minute, leaving Laura and empty handed (or empty bottomed, as it were). Then, after hyping up and allegedly begging for the gangbang scene for weeks, Price abruptly tweeted about his last minute cancellation: “I’m done here.” After some more back-and-forth between the two (including a taunt from Riley, “Does this mean we aren’t getting married?”), Laura responded with the above masterpiece.

Less is always more, and in three little words, Laura D. has perfectly captured the essence of everything everyone has ever wanted or needed to say. Congratulations, Swordie award winner for Tweet Of The Year, Laura D.!



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31 Responses to “The Swordies Tweet Of The Year Winner: Laura D.’s “Go Fuck Yourself””

  1. Spongey says:

    I kind of enjoyed that! LOL!

  2. Michael says:

    Now, there is someone with with Histrionic Personality Disorder. What a fucking loser. It’s to bad lost money on him but, it’s really no loss to porn.

  3. Bull says:

    lmao, I’m sure he’s quite the expert at fucking himself!

  4. Loki says:

    Can’t that say I blame him for canceling. I mean, have you seen those JizzOrgy scenes? Limp dicks all over the place. Laughable premises. Only a straight woman could come up with that shit.

  5. BudgieBird says:

    Can someone please tell me why studios are still even hiring this guy? His messy drama is all over the internet for everyone to see and we all know exactly how much of a disaster he is. If you have no idea who he is just type in “Riley Price” in the search box at the top of this page and you’ll see it all. How can a studio be surprised he flaked and acted so unprofessionally?

  6. Steve says:

    Kinda like Riley Price right now

  7. Bongo says:

    She’s so creative.

  8. Brayden says:


  9. James says:

    20 bucks Price will leave a note here telling us how no one works like him.

  10. Michael says:

    She’s represents everything wrong with gay porn right now.

  11. Jew Pesci says:

    I need a Real Housewives style reality show starring only gay pornstars. Riley would be like the Danielle Staub of the show.

  12. shi says:

    I hate fag hags.

  13. Chris says:

    I still can’t believe Chris Porter dignified Riley’s comments about him with a response.

  14. Mike says:

    I guess I know now why the Men scenes all suck so bad. They have to go with fill-in models and they are directed by women.

    • Carlos Manswell says:

      Say what you will about Laura D but she is really just a gay man trapped in a women’s body. See she has that great fake tat on her cheek that tells me she knows what it means to be a member of the most hated minority on the planet. Oh , and y’all she is dating a gay for pay porn model so that also makes her gay. She also does all the gay rape stuff and that makes her so edgy and stuff. Porn kisses. Air kisses. Look I am gay just like you.

      • Mike says:

        The rape stuff at Men is shit. That is the worst stuff. Poorly shot. Horribly staged. Terribly acted and executed.

  15. Mike says:

    PS – Have people’s expectations fallen so low that “Go Fuck Yourself” is considered creative eloquence? It’s the statement that people use when they have nothing more interesting or a better comeback.

  16. Olaf says:

    It’s ironic that Riley was so angry when he thought Colby Keller was going to be a no show for RileyPriceless, then he did this to someone else

  17. Perry says:

    price is a fuck douche. wasn’t he the one freaking shitting in the streets at the grabbys?

    im on Team Laura’s side its about time someone tells riley price that nobody wants his advice or his scenes.

    RIP Riley Price’ Career

    It’s sad that Riley fucks over so many people and then thinks the public wants advice from him. If he was in such demand why is it there is no more movies from his website, even his sugar daddy booted the ginger

  18. Asenath says:

    Laura stays winning.

  19. gay man jacking off 2 porn says:

    When I know a women is directing my gay porn I boycott buying product from that site or studio. Women should not be directing gay porn they have zero idea what turns me on, Laura D directs porn for straight owned web sites that hate gay men so much they only hire straight women to direct. Laura just takes what she see verbatim from the straight sites ans has two men do it. As soon as a know a chick is making it I stop buying it and I know I am NOT alone.

  20. Derek says:

    Please more info. on the sugar daddy!What happened?!Is this why he’s hustling on rentboy?

  21. Gavin says:

    I LOVE Laura’s directing style and I’m glad she’s bringing that macho rape realness into gay porn, where there’s not enough of it done right.

    Gay men can learn a lot about fucking from straight guys and lots of us WISH we could be treated like some of the girls in straight porn.

    Laura’s gay videos are HOT HOT HOT!

  22. Carlos Manswell says:

    “macho rape realness” is just her seeing the shit straight sites do and doing the gay version. She represents why so many people say gay porn is dead. There is nothing sexy to the gay male viewer to know an entitled chick is behind the camera. But , gay men are wise and over it. The wallet is closed. We are tied of the “I love my gays” ” I am really one of you” bullshit. Laura’s gay videos are NOT NOT NOT ! You are not edgy , interesting or clever by adopting my identity. Go away.

  23. Scott Campbell says:

    Eeeewwwwww…..bad bloody veneers and stank ass feet…..

  24. Linda says:

    You know what haters? Why don’t you give it a rest? If you hate women so much, go join the Republican Party or something…
    Women in the gay porn business aren’t going anywhere. They’ve actually BEEN there awhile, but now you’re hearing more from them. If, when watching something, the sudden realization that a WOMAN filmed it causes your boner to fade, then your sexuality is just too sensitive for this life. Get OVER it!
    Women aren’t invading your territory. First of all, it isn’t YOUR territory. Sex is for EVERYONE, some women enjoy watching gay porn, some get inspired to go out and MAKE it. Good for them. I don’t see how the crap you guys make is any better. So let the ladies have at it if they wish.
    Second, it isn’t an invasion at all. Unless you see your gay porn as part of some kind of “old boys” network. And like I said, there’s always the Republican Party if you like that sort of thing. The women are there to work WITH you…if you don’t like something they are doing, speak up. Or go elsewhere. But stop slamming people because of what kind of genitalia they have! You’re no better than the folks who make hateful generalized comments about gays, because the idea of those cocks, TOGETHER, robs them of their ability to think clearly. You do the same thing when you obsess over the “pussy” that might be involved somewhere in the making of your precious little gay porn.

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