The Swordies Tweet Of The Year Winner: Laura D.’s “Go Fuck Yourself”
The first annual Swordies continue today with the Swordie award for “Tweet Of The Year,” and the winner is Men.com director Laura D.! No other tweet this year has embodied the sentiments of so many.
Riley Price was set to perform as a gangbang bottom today for an upcoming scene on Men.com’s orgy site, JizzOrgy.com, but as Laura revealed last night, the now retired(?) porn star canceled at the last minute, leaving Laura and Men.com empty handed (or empty bottomed, as it were). Then, after hyping up and allegedly begging for the gangbang scene for weeks, Price abruptly tweeted about his last minute cancellation: “I’m done here.” After some more back-and-forth between the two (including a taunt from Riley, “Does this mean we aren’t getting married?”), Laura responded with the above masterpiece.
Less is always more, and in three little words, Laura D. has perfectly captured the essence of everything everyone has ever wanted or needed to say. Congratulations, Swordie award winner for Tweet Of The Year, Laura D.!