The Art of the 19-Part Tweet, or More Adventures In Eye-Rolling With Conner Habib

Conner Habib’s great intelligence can not be contained to 140 characters, my friends!

I have, in the past, rolled out some eyeroll GIFs in response to porn star turned porn intellectual and professional tweeter Conner Habib’s deep thoughts on Twitter. And I’ve avoided beating this dead horse because, well, a lot of people say a lot of shit of Twitter — that is basically the point of Twitter.

But Conner keeps at it, unabated, and he’s especially fond of sharing lengthy thoughts that might best be expressed in another forum that doesn’t have a strict character limit, only then he would not have the validation of his now 33,400 (!) followers. So he continues posting lengthy philosophical musings in tweet series, sometimes in 6 tweets, sometimes in 26, each of them numbered.

So, below, a few of Conner’s recent, extended, thoughts, in case you missed them.

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… and let’s skip ahead to parts 11, 12 and 13 of this series…

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Here’s a good one, from recently.

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If you’re wondering if he has a lot of time on his hands, he does!

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And he’s been solving the problem of the porn industry’s struggling economics.

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Just to give you an idea of what his real life is like…

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And he does not believe in money.

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On November 5 he actually posted a 27-part tweet. I’ll just excerpt it, because nobody got time for that.

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And a few days before that, there was a 19-parter that probably could have been summed up in a sentence or two? Just saying.

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Will someone please take his phone away and make him go write a book in the woods for a year, or something?

Thx.

Previously: THE 10 MOST EYEROLL-INDUCING THINGS CONNER HABIB HAS TWEETED IN THE LAST MONTH

6 thoughts on “The Art of the 19-Part Tweet, or More Adventures In Eye-Rolling With Conner Habib”

  1. I love the hypocrisy in anyone who mentions that money has no “value” when they’re not those people living off the land in the middle of nowhere.

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