The 22 Most Shocking Gay Porn Moments Of 2012

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It’s getting close to the end of the year, which means it’s time to inundate you with “year in review” lists. And this first one is long (probably too long), so settle in.

Based on a highly complicated metric consisting of total number of page views, total number of comments, and total number of my own personal opinions, here are the 22 most shocking gay porn moments of 2012. Let’s hope nothing even more insane happens between now and December 31st.

22. Sean Cody model Jarek debuts fierce new blond highlights. Jarek was serving 1990′s International Male realness. He’s since gone back to his darker roots.

21. That time I lost my dog at the White Party. #NeverForget

20. That time I had a sexual identity crisis: First I came out as a straight man, but then I realized that I was actually gay.

19. The Sword’s summer guest contributors: Chelsea turned the gay porn world upside down with her Magic Mike review and then her revelation that she had an affair with a gay porn star. Van Nailen caused a stir when he called for an end to heterophobia in gay porn.


18. Mick Lovell and Kris Evans. Together.

17. That time I got thrown out of a Grabbys pre-party.

16. All of the times I got tested for HIV and didn’t win a car, got to go in the cash grab machine, and received a buy 1 get 1 free coupon for a cupcake.

15. XTube sensation Bravo Delta showed his face for the time for CockyBoys. He’s since graduated from solos and moved on to full man-on-man hardcore scenes.

14. Was this new Active Duty model a racist, or was he just really, really stupid when it came to picking tattoos?

13. FLESHJACK GATE: The Sword revealed one of the dildo contest winners early, causing Fleshjack to change its own rules after voting had concluded.

12. Scissor Sisters frontman Jimmy Fanz made his gay porn debut!


11. The 2012 Grabbys poster was literally the most amazing poster of all time.

10. Lollipop twink Jake Lyons reinvented himself as the heterosexual owner of a webcam business.


9. Gay porn stars behind bars: AJ Monroe kept getting behind the wheel, and kept getting arrested. Robert Van Damme was extradited to the Czech Republic where he is now rotting in prison for attempted murder. Ryan Idol was sentenced to 12 years in prison for trying to kill his girlfriend by beating her over the head with a toilet tank lid. And last but certainly not least, Sebastian Young’s mugshot gallery made AJ Monroe look like an amateur.

8. Next Door Unemployment Office: First it was Austin Wilde. Then Anthony Romero. Then Rod Daily. Then Samuel O’Toole. Then Tyler Torro. Let’s just hope they never fire Bambi.

7. Treasure Island’s Slammed explored the delightful combination of injecting illegal drugs and having bareback sex.


6. Gay porn star Dallas Reeves helped a friend fix his glasses while riding a gay pride parade float.

5. Chris Crocker finally made good on his promise (threat?) and filmed not just a gay porn, but a bareback gay porn with the Maverick Men.


4. Corbin Fisher’s Sean, a.k.a. Matthew Bremer, died following an accidental drug overdose.


3. Cody Cummings finally fucked and got fucked in the biggest con gay porn ever saw, Shadowkiss. No one believed it was true for a second, but “Cody Cummings gets fucked” has been among the top ten search terms bringing people to The Sword every single day for over six months.


2. Sean Cody ushered in the new year back in January by becoming a bareback studio, which presented a morally complex dilemma: It’s insanely irresponsible, but it’s insanely hot.

1. R.I.P.

 

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21 Responses to “The 22 Most Shocking Gay Porn Moments Of 2012”

  1. Asenath says:

    Jesus, I missed Slammed.

    Why, what . . . I don’t –

  2. Bull says:

    God! Both Erik and Sean were beautiful men. So sad. Most of these are hilarious!

  3. Gnormie says:

    poor Sean

  4. Luis says:

    the death of Sean from CF was so sad, still is
    he was amazing and will be missed forever

  5. pony says:

    Harry Louis’ untimely retirement from porn. That one still hurts. And Rocco Reed is a bottom now! Hmmm… I feel there’s still a lot that’s missing here.

  6. Mattheq says:

    I’m not sure Erik’s death was “shocking” to be honest – at least not for anyone following his blog.

    • A.C. says:

      It is shocking because in many respects, based on some posts, it seemed as if he was starting to turn a corner. Sure, he revisited old behavior now and then but if you read his last set of tweets and his last blog posts – except for the steroid cycle admission – he just seemed as if he was finding a new bit of joy. It was and is a terrible shame.

  7. Belize says:

    You forgot about that time when Loki of the Sword actually had something negative to say about a porn star. I found that rather shocking.

  8. Karen Smith says:

    Also as Donny Wright appears to be a Men.com exclusive maybe he was “released” from the cesspit that is NDS what with him being openly gay and all. …..

  9. Mike Dreyden says:

    i still feel the loss of James (Erik) every day! ~MD

  10. joethehobo says:

    I miss Chelsea! She was a vivacious, determined young woman who got caught up in the throws of unrequited love and if we can’t understand her plight, then who are we? Bring her back! It was just one mistake that should NOT define her life forever! As men, there is only just a fraction of the gay porn world that we could possibly understand, and bringing a female perspective to the world of gay porn was the best decision this site has ever made. Think of all the hundreds of millions of young girls interested in gay porn who lost a fellow sister and advocate due to the shameful dismissal of our beloved Chelsea. Chels, luv u gurl.

  11. Tony says:

    Don’t forget Channel’s bizarre compilation featuring lawbreakers of porn, including someone who killed himself.

  12. TWEWY says:

    How was the death “accidental”? I’m wondering what drug(s).

    And for Sean Cody “It’s insanely irresponsible, but it’s insanely hot.” Really? It’s irresponsible to test people before they raw dog each other? I hate that being responsible is irresponsible.

    • C says:

      I don’t remember Sean’s death being found an Accidental Overdose. Could someone clarify that piece of news for me please.

  13. half porco says:

    #BringChelseaBack

  14. Ilyman says:

    I still miss Erik and his insane/inspired blog posts, rest in peace old chap.

  15. Marty says:

    Is that what Sean died of? RIP the way everyone seemed to be so hush hush about it I thought it was something bizarre.

    Award for best line “next door unemployment office” LOL

  16. ceem says:

    Sean’s loss was a real shock. Oh well, at least he won’t have to get through more of this shitty life. I hope he’s in better place now.

  17. Jay says:

    I can’t believe anyone found Erik Rhodes’s death shocking; the guy’s suicide was a very long, very public one.

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