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Perhaps the hottest man ever to play James Bond, Daniel Craig is also no stranger to going full frontal.

Now that the Looking movie is headed into production, I think it’s time to address this important question.

It’s good that we live in a world where both men and women get their nude photos leaked on the web, and where hot men, both gay and straight, are constantly photographing their cocks. The latest: Pro wrestler Seth Rollins, whose fiancée Leighla Schultz leaked a couple of cock shots of Rollins the other night.

I’ve been waiting patiently. And finally, FINALLY someone with an Oscar screener has made a GIF of Ben Affleck’s cock from this shower scene I’ve heard so much about in Gone Girl. And the thing is fucking huge when flaccid.

Mr. Man, the extremely comprehensive site devoted to perving out on every merest glimpse of celebrity peen ever to grace a movie screen, has compiled a list of the best gay and straight male ass from television and movies this year, including Charlie Hunnam’s umpteenth ass shot on Sons of Anarchy, and the gay sex scene from Game of Thrones.

Leftovers star and Jennifer Aniston fuckpuppet Justin Theroux is ridiculously hot. And everyone who’s watched the HBO show knows he’s the only reason to watch it, specifically for scenes where he takes off his shirt, or jogs.

The stars of the show here are, of course, 1) Michael Fassbender, and 2) the black guy with the huge semi in Hall Pass.

We’ve all done it. Hell, in the days before unlimited, immediate access to porn on any laptop or mobile device I probably wasted days of my life pausing, rewinding, and re-pausing a VCR for the quickest, sorriest glimpse of a celebrity’s dick, convinced that someday Hollywood would come through for me and stop being so prissy about full frontal.