Of course, across the ocean, Cher, Bette and Rita Rudner are converging in Vegas. Are we witnessing
some sort of syzygy or the formation of a gay NATO to block the machinations of fag hag army in the
opposite hemisphere? We’ll leave the musing up to you. We’re going back to
watching the Facts of Life Down Under on Youtube.

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