Aden recovered from his Faces brawl, but Junior Vasquez didn’t and neither will the reportedly anti-homosexual person Roy Ashburn, a married father of four who is "deeply sorry…" It’s okay though because he wasn’t running for reelection anyway. Officers spotted him drunky driving and arrested him on the spot, setting his male companion free to go feed his presumably uncut cock, since it was latin night, to another thin-lipped daddy.

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