Is The Used Jock Strap Market Facing A Recession?

Of course, in the early days of the decade, when porn stars were still exotic and inaccessible, fans would pay hand-over-fist to buy the jizzed-on effluvium of their daily lives. A fan once paid Lou Cass several thousand dollars for the jeans he wore on the cover of Sexy Billy Blue (and they were stonewashed no less!). Chi Chi LaRue, even launched ChiBay for online auction site for used good (click here for an archived link.)

IN_steve_cruz_brief.jpg These days however, um, it seems that stagflation may have set in.When Michael Lucas auctioned off clothes from his personal wardrobe earlier this year with mixed results (we bought a gorgeous red Helmut Lang button down, but some items went unsold and had to be re-listed at a lower starting bid). Steve Cruz auctioned a date with himself and went for $200 top bid (then again, no sex was involved).

The one thing that seems to remain constant is the popularity of used jockstraps. The most expensive pair we could find was (thanks to US dollar weakness) was Francesco D’Macho‘s at 80 euros (roughly $127 US) for a freshly cummed-on pair . Vinnie D’Angelo, Steve Cruz offer a more cheaper jizzed jocks at $95 each. Bargain hunters might want to check out Ricky Sinz, who will sell you his for $45, or RJ Danvers at $40. For a delicate touch, you might try a pair of lacy women’s panties worn by Carlos Morales for $35.99, seen below.

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