So, I’m in Chicago. The Grabbys are in a few hours. And it’s time for me to dutifully upload the documentation I have of last night, which included a Grabbys pre-party underwear auction thing hosted by Christian Owen and Sister Roma of Hot House, benefiting Chicago House.
First there was a Sword dinner with some porn stars and industry folk at which Boomer Banks flirted with me, Adam Killian ate carbs, Dmitry Dickov drank Merlot, Brian Bonds ate carbs, and I made sure everyone had seen, or was soon going to watch, Where the Wild Twinks Are, to understand my outrage over the film’s snub.
By then I was drunk and headed to Boystown with mr. Pam, for the Hot House party at the Lucky Horseshoe, and watched as at least 10 eager fans paid $10 to suck a Fireball shot out of Ryan Rose’s ass (it was really just a body shot, but some of those fans really got right up in there), and then fans did the same with Jimmy Durano’s ass, even though both of them have that canyon down the center of their abs that would also serve as a fine luge for alcohol, but I digress.
Then one drunk fan paid $200 for Jimmy Durano’s underwear, and then things get a little blurry.
Oh and Brian Bonds got naked on stage and someone bought his underwear too. And Dakota Wolfe too. And some other stars. It was really crowded.
… to be continued…
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