So, This Is Weird…

I don’t know if this counts as a scene. But apparently High Performance Men couldn’t find a top this week, so they decided just to make Drake Jaden and Brian Bonds bounce on these bouncy-ball dildo things.

Two bottoms do not, in fact, make a top, and two dudes jerking off while riding bouncy-ball dildos do not make much of a scene if you ask me. I’d almost rather just have them jerk off in that poorly spray-painted locker room instead of having to submit to this humiliation.

Or maybe they could have just done what some of us have done in similarly flaccid drunken situations and been like,

“You hard?”
“No. Are you?”
“No.”
“You want to just go get pizza?”
“Sure.”

But these guys do, actually, seem to have boners, so I’m not sure why they went this direction, except for novelties’ sake.




[High Performance Men: Brian Bonds and Drake Jaden]

10 thoughts on “So, This Is Weird…”

    1. TheDing, whether or not tops are manlier than bottoms is irrelevant to the original point of my comments — that bottoms are awesome to watch! Ok so a top inserts his penis into a hole, climaxes and ejaculates…big fucking deal. I can do that, you can do that. Every male member of an any species with a penis can do that. But a bottom exploding in orgasm after having his prostate stimulated from a pounding inside a hole meant to shit…that’s fucking insane!! If you knew how the male reproductive system was wired, you’d agree with me that that is like almost proof God exists because there is no logic to it. Long story short, I think bottoms are the best part of gay porn. Everyone always treats tops like they’re the star of the show but for me, a scene is made or broken by the bottom in it. I find it perplexing that everyone’s laughing at bottoms, not because I’m trying to be PC, but because I think it’s weird that no one seems to realize the fact that bottoms put the “GAY” in GAY porn. You can’t get gayer than having your butt plugged!

  1. Why is this receiving such a humorous reception in all the blogs? Is there something inherently funny/wrong with bottoms? Is it just as hilarious when two tops do a scene where they just do oral or jo because neither wants to give it up? Porn is awash with scenes like that but the idea of 2 bottoms without a top is somehow funny? I don’t get it. I think bottoms are super hot and 80% of the time I watch porn I’m more concerned with what the bottom is doing. They’re one half of the equation guys. Let’s stop fooling ourselves into perpetuating some ancient hierarchical notions regarding the “manliness” of tops vs bottoms.

  2. Drake is not a bad top I love watching his versatility. I honestly think they could have made this a better toy scene, there are plenty of toys out there for them to play with, why limit it to these ball things?

    Personally, a toy scene can be amazing, just like a lot of those Butt Machine Boys scenes. Sadly that series ended so damn soon, especially since towards the end they booked a lot of well-known pornstars to participate.

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