I don’t know if this counts as a scene. But apparently High Performance Men couldn’t find a top this week, so they decided just to make Drake Jaden and Brian Bonds bounce on these bouncy-ball dildo things.
Two bottoms do not, in fact, make a top, and two dudes jerking off while riding bouncy-ball dildos do not make much of a scene if you ask me. I’d almost rather just have them jerk off in that poorly spray-painted locker room instead of having to submit to this humiliation.
Or maybe they could have just done what some of us have done in similarly flaccid drunken situations and been like,
“No. Are you?”
“You want to just go get pizza?”
But these guys do, actually, seem to have boners, so I’m not sure why they went this direction, except for novelties’ sake.