Our new favorite site — second only, maybe, to FML (Fuck My Life) — is this similar-style, short-form, user-submitted content site in which people send in funny texts they received, along with an area code: Texts From Last Night. 

Below, a few recent highlights:

(415): Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um

(312): How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?

(617): I am puke

(336): I don’t make mistakes…just understandable bad choices.

(202): if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate

(650): oh no, I think we did it in the ‘front asshole’

(781): Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi

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Texts From Last Night (website)