The bedroom-eyed fuckstud released an online pilot today for Rex, a TV show about Simon’s desperate attempts to garner some press. After Simon was stripped of his enviable MTV VJ gig five years ago after his infamous self-loving past surfaced, the hapless one-time porn star has floundered around in forgettable guest star roles and a failed rapping career.
But with a godly dick like Simon’s, it’s no wonder that friends like that whore Paris Hilton and the hot man collector Lance Bass have stuck around. Both celebs make amusing appearances in the pilot, which you have to “friend” on Facebook to watch in full. Below, a snippet. And when you’ve decided that it’s time to masturbate, head on over to Gay Porn Blog for his hardcore portfolio.
REX – Trailer from The REX Team on Vimeo.
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I think Rex has a perfectly respectable acting career. He’s comically brilliant. SUPERHERO MOVIE was great with some pretty edgy, hilarious bits. It was a cut far above the average Parody Movie. Rex is more successful than most people who want to be film actors.
His hip hop work was great stuff, too. But of course the world is going to crucify someone for not scoring a huge hit, even though the masses are asses and overlook artistic quality every day.
And I’m not just saying that because I want to suck his dick, either.
Here’s the Dyslexic Speed Readers’ underground favorite MY DICK, for the uninitiated (I apologize for the mysterious interference from Major Douchebag Tom Green):
Five years ago, try 15 years ago! Yes time flies when you’re jerking off. LOL!