He doesn’t take his clothes off nearly enough, and he’s kind of a shitty actor, so we have little reason to pay attention to Shia LaBoeuf most days.  But recently the Transformers 2 star gave an interview to Playboy in which he revealed not only that he’s sexually attracted to his mother, but also that he has a smallish weenus.

“Getting n*ked was very strange. It was the first time I’d been naked in the light, in front of a girl, with no hiding place.”

 

“I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a p*rn movie. It put her at a weird angle, where I couldn’t get in correctly. I’m not extremely well-endowed … and clearly this wasn’t the move.”

Anyhow, the pic below of Shia in a Speedo suggests to us that he isn’t *so* below average. But anyway, we’ll wait for the sex tape before making any final judgments. (Also, a bonus pic of him bloody on the set of Transformers 2.)

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