But in this week’s penultimate webisode of SameSame.com’s reality series following gay boys learning to surf down in summery Australia, a shark attack incident briefly closes down the beach. But that still doesn’t prevent one of the hot contestants from being eliminated–and he bitchily admits that he’s not surprised because he’s the only one remaining who isn’t sleeping with one of the production crew. Lawl.

SPOILER ALERT! It seems like we’re not the only ones into the lithe and hairless American Jesse.

Watch the episode, and vote for who wins here.

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