Seven Things That Are Bigger Than Zeb Atlas’s Back

1. The Freedom Tower

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. This Redwood Tree

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. A Volkswagen Touareg

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4. Topeka, Kansas

 

 

5. Damien Crosse’s sphincter

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

6. Kanye West’s ego, pre-Kardashian banging

 

 

7. Kanye West’s ego, post-Kardashian procreating

 

Seriously, though, do a lot of guys have fantasies about getting plowed by a steroid-y behemoth who left realistic body-image perception behind like five years ago? Like even Matthew Rush isn’t this big, though he has topped out at times with that neck that’s almost wider than his head. Because I don’t. A big guy with huge arms: hot. Zeb Atlas: belongs in a carnival.

Just in case he gives you a chub, check out his latest bit with Logan Vaughn below, or click over to High Performance Men.

 

More at High Performance Men.

 

Previously: GRUMPY OLD MAN ZEB ATLAS: “I NEED MY SLEEP”

14 thoughts on “Seven Things That Are Bigger Than Zeb Atlas’s Back”

  1. ZEB ATLAS IS NOT WORTH KNOWINGHE COULD POSSIBLE HAVE BEEN A NICE GUY INSTEAD PORN TRASH AND SONE SOMETHING NICE WITH HIS LIFE INSTEAT OF RUINING IT WITH STEROIDS AND TRYING TO BE BIG AND MUSICULAR TO BOD A GOOD MAN WENT TO WASTE

  2. all that fake oohing and ahhing and fuckyeahing… Clearly no one is enjoying the sex, least of all me. Don’t see the attraction of either of these guys

  3. I like my meat without growth hormones. There’s enough testosterone in Zeb Atlas to transform all of Helix’s twinks into muscle marys 10X over.

  4. I have a love/hate relationship with Zeb Atlas. Sometimes, I find Zeb’s muscles a bit much. Other times, I find him incredibly sexy, like in the scene where he fucked Brady Jensen. I’d love to see Zeb bottom!

    1. This. Zeb Atlas is a secret shameful guilty pleasure of mine. Though the grunting and the giardia are definitely off-putting. And also, the fact that he has muscley back boobs. Only show him from the front.

  5. ARticle written by someone who has never hit the gym in his life and therefore is keen on promoting “realistic body image” to feel better about his beer belly and/or “skinnyfat” overall appearance.

    Good job ;)

  6. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Vomit barf puke. Ever more repugnant than a Cheryl tweedy cole Alan Carr combo. Reprehensible. Detestable. Almost put me off my brekkie. Almost.

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