We recently fêted the gorgeous Fantastic Four actor Chris Evans in a Torso of the Week. While Chris’ not-as-hot gay brother is fagging out on One Life to Live, Chris’ porn star doppelganger — a newcomer named Chris Bines — is jerking off for Randy Blue. If Chris Evans is going to insist on chasing the mainstream Hollywood dragon, we’ll just have to settle for the 7″ cut dragon of Chris Bines.

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