“Of course, the Oscars are live and Showtime had more than a month to edit. And there are other inequities: Movie stars try to disguise all evidence of plastic surgery; porn stars put theirs on display. The Oscars must contend with five best-song perfs while AVN celebrates award categories like Best Group Sex Scene.”
The Los Angeles Times also weighed in on the matter, calling perma-host Chi Chi LaRue deserving of “100 Oscars for all of the bravura perfs she’s given under oversize wigs and behind the camera.” We couldn’t agree more.
All this suggests that Hollywood should spend more time hanging with porn awards attendee Bruce Vilanch and less time hiring him. The portly man-about-hustler-bars is a near constant presence at porn industry events, in part because he uses the money he makes writing the Oscars to procure the well-hung escorts like Barrett Long and Chad Hunt who we fête. Maybe next year he can host The Hookies.
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