Nobody could help groaning with excruciation earlier this year when theater trailers made it clear (in 3-D!) that the Encino Man was plotting a summer comeback. The actor who got the macho doofus down to a science seemed ready to take back the spotlight with some new Mummy movie and by journeying to the center of the earth. We couldn’t help wondering if a world in which Brendan Fraser is our leading man is a place where we want to live. We became delusional; “where’s God?” etcetera, thought about killing ourselves, and then realized that Brendan used to actually be kind of hot in like, a totally embarrassing way. Maybe he lacks the muscle nowadays to go shirtless in another George of the Jungle romp, but it’s all for the best: the movie is unwatchable. Therefore, feast your eyes on some primitive jungle man T&A in the conveniently silent screen grabs below!