Sanker Declares Silver Slimming, But Will Still Dye Hair

1. This year’s party has a ‘Studio 54’ theme, which is NOT as we
thought, a reference to the median age of party-goers, but instead a
reference to that Ryan Phillippe movie.

2. The Palm Springs Convention Center will be outfitted with a huge disco ball which is, like, a dream come true for the gay Shriners.

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3. If you O.D., there’s a tram to help you escape.
Unfortunately, it’s only if you O.D. on “homo-fabulousness.” For
anything else, you might try the Betty Ford Center in neighboring Rancho
Mirage.

4. “Silver is slimming,” pronounces Sanker, as thirty thousand thousand queens scramble to wash the Grecian Formula out of their hair.

5. There’s a special guest performer whose name starts with a J,
but it’s a surprise. While everyone is hoping the last name is Lopez,
we think that it’s a better bet that involves a wig and the surname
Sanker.

6. It’s really fashionable to show up late. Like by a week. When Coachella starts.

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