Ryan Seacrest Went From Being A Fat Loser To A Really Tan Loser And Now He’s On The Cover Of DETAILS

In the article, Ryan reflects back on his obese childhood, subsequent eating disorder and continual inability to have a romantic relationship. In bed by 8 o’clock each night and up for his morning radio show before 5am, Seacrest maps out his entire day, sleeps next to a Blackberry phone, and has nightmares about ticking time codes.

World-class gay Ellen Degeneres even goes to bat for her fellow gay’s continual ruse of heterosexuality, sighing, “He works too much at the expense of his personal life. I’d love to see him meet a nice girl and settle down.” Oh Ellen, you’re always hitting us with those hilarious one-liners!

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