Just kidding, he tripped over a vacuum.
More pictures, and Ryan Raz’s full account of what happened below. Warning: The pictures are gross (but Raz somehow still looks cute).
So I am just now waking up from my adventures last night. Attempting to drink my coffee through a straw, lots of practice to come since I am on a liquid diet for four days…..thank the lord wine is a liquid.
What had happened was…..in the frenzy of cleaning after my Christmas decorating (which looks amazing BTW), I tripped over the vacuum and busted my lip on my kitchen counter. Somehow I managed to actually tear a chunk of my lip off. I won’t post the piece of lip I found on the floor for your sake. As soon as it happened I knew I was going to have to go to the ER. I screamed for [roommate Austin Wilde], and we were gone in less than a minute. The bleeding was really bad, our apartment looked like a crime scene.
…my ER nurse and doctor were amazing. They really did make this ordeal much better. When I got to the hospital I got to skip check in so we could get the bleeding under control. They called for a plastic surgeon, and he spent a lot of time staring at me stumped on how to fix it. Once he cauterized the bleeding and cleaned out the area, he decided to stitch it up now instead of having an operation on Friday. The whole procedure took about two and a half hours. They had me on an IV with some good pain medicine so it went by fast to me and I was in no pain. 17 stitches and 7 hours later I was home.
My lip will be disfigured, just not sure how bad. The flesh that was removed is from an area that is hard to grow back. They should be able to do another procedure in a week to fix it even more. It doesn’t really hurt that bad, just feels weird.
It could be a lot worse than it is, and it’s still a great day to be alive…AND I have amazing insurance. Now, who wants to bring me some fucking broth?
Hi, Ryan, I was stunned about your story. Hoping see you soon in a better shape ! Love. Oliver
POOR DEARIE
Too much Egg Nog and Christmas cleaning cheer? Ever hear that saying “more cleaning and less talking bitch” I think the opposite would work better for you lol. Also, where you having sex with the vacuum again when you tripped over it during climax?
feel better.
WOW!
Awww Ryan… my heart and prayers go out to you. I’m glad you are keeping a sense of balance about what would probably freak the hell out of most people. You are so freaking beautiful I’m sure this little “ding” on the surface will not make a difference. Hell… I think scars are sexy as fuck. Anyway, heal up fast you sweet and sexy man. – Nick
Damn that looks like it was not fun, I bet it bled and bled too ;-(
Ouch! He has a sense of humor about this so that’s good. I’d be crying for days because I’m queasy like that.
Oh, no! This couldn’t happen to a nicer person–that kitchen counter should be destroyed for this! Ryan Raz is a sweetheart and would be beautiful no matter what. This will heal, and if it’s not perfect, it can be fixed with plastic surgery. Insurance is a great thing–smart boy… And at least no teeth were broken. Big hugs and best wishes for a speedy healing to Ryan. xx
I really do feel for him! Hope that turns out ok and not too horrendously disfigured. And yea, Zach, he somehow does still look cute indeed. Must be the light in his eyes!
Wow, that quite a chunk that’s missing.
WAIT.. there is a fetish for that.. I am sure we can get you work ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.
It’s my fault for looking – eww
You are so cute! Hope it isn’t painful after the med wear off.
Man that looks terrible! The poor guy hope that everything heals as best as it can! BTW, I’m wondering if he asked the doctors how soon he can go back to giving head lol.
He sounds very level-headed about it.
Here’s hoping you have a speedy recovery, Ryan!
Easy to be, after the fact. Very panicky during.
awkward
Awww, he’s still cute even with a busted lip.
Yep. I agree. He’s still a beautiful man. Hope that heals fast!
omg honey – are you ok??? wow! that’s so scary. wtf? crazy kitchen counter attack!!!
you do manage to look really hot, even with half a lip. :)
big hugs from your gaypornmama!!!
Poor man.
That looks awfully painful.