Robert Van Damme And Logan Stevens Are the 1%

“Suit porn” is, apparently, still a thing? I’ve never been able to get into it (just take off your clothes!), but I guess a lot of you like it. Do people even wear suits to work anymore though? Do people even have jobs to wear suits at?

And, in the era of #OccupyWallStreet, aren’t these the people we’re supposed to be against—the “executives”? How in good conscience are we–the 99%–supposed to jerk off to these corporate (dick)pigs without feeling guilty? These capitalist cocksuckers are a filthy reminder of corporate greed, but then again they are sucking each other’s cocks, so maybe they’re cool? Can gay porn that reminds you of rising income inequality still get a “rise” out of you??

Also, Robert Van Damme is still making porn?!

 

[Lucas Entertainment: Robert Van Damme Fucks Logan Stevens]

 

10 thoughts on “Robert Van Damme And Logan Stevens Are the 1%”

  1. Why Robert Van Damme don’t stay in his retirement? Why don’t he join the Wyler Nation and let some room to the good looking guys?
    Am I wrong when thinking he is another gay por pay having troubles with “domestic violence”?
    Why to try to make him popular?

  2. Screw the suits… turns me on watching them bang on a couch that Michael probably bought from Jenkins on 7th Ave. I’d bang any man on a Calligaris couch, table or bar stool. YUM.

  3. Suits are okay for work and official occasions and u can look smart in them but NEVER EVER hot or sexy, give me the good fitting got jans, the right underwear and the right t-shirt, the thought alone of it gives me a boner.
    Get rid of suits in gayporn NOW

    1. Believe it or not, the world doesn’t exist to only satisfy you. Not everyone has the same tastes. That’s a good thing, as the world would be a dull place otherwise. Based on the popularity of Men at Play, I’d say that suit sex isn’t going anywhere. Newer sites Men Hard at Work and The Gay Office also tap into the genre.

  4. Love men in suits having sex. and that is all it is, men having sex. If you’re thinking about the other 1% while watching this, then clearly you’re watching porn for all the wrong reasons.

    And ppl don’t wear suits just for work, they wear them at funerals, weddings, job interviews, church, formal events, etc. As far as jobs go, higher-end retail such as Nordstrom or Neimans, they wear them there.

  5. This is from Michael Lucas, the same Michael Lucas that is a member of the douchebag group GOProud and friends with Ann Coulter. He wants to be the 1% so bad he would probably suck off wall st himself if they would accept him. As for Robert Van Damme, if he is going to continue making movies, I wish he would just bottom and swallow cum.

      1. don’t worry, we hate-fucked each other… then behind the scenes I cuddled and comforted Robert for his concerns about corporate greed and negligence. Then I said, “baby, it’s okay… time to occupy my ass”

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