Real World’s Dustin Zito Compares Gay Porn Past To Atomic Bomb

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Last night’s premiere episode of MTV’s The Real World: Las Vegas featured the debut of cast member Dustin Zito (a.k.a. Fratpad’s “Spencer”). The former internet cocksucker with an accent that sounds like Mark Wahlberg doing an impression of Justin Bieber said some funny things! For example: The nuclear weapon that killed hundreds of thousands of people in Japan? That’s analogous to fucking a pumpkin on a webcam.

Here’s some commentary from Zito and the rest of the cast. As usual, the stereotypes are alive and well on MTV. Everyone is drunk, the black guy appears to be homophobic, the girls are sluts, etc. etc.



And, for posterity’s sake, here’s Zito’s pumpkin fucking video from Fratpad.

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7 Responses to “Real World’s Dustin Zito Compares Gay Porn Past To Atomic Bomb”

  1. dave says:

    Gad. I don’t know what to say….

  2. Skywalker says:

    I was expecting worse. Why you so seeeerious all the time, Zach? :)

  3. aiden says:

    being bisexual means having sex twice a day right?

  4. Asenath says:

    The more I read about this kid, his background & such. . .I kind of feel bad for him. Not like pity, like compassion.

  5. Joe says:

    Do people even watch this show?

  6. Gavin says:

    He’s so hot!

    But all of those people keep talking like gay sex is a bad thing, which means they think being gay is bad.

    “Especially LeRoy.”

    They can go fuck themselves — it’s too bad he feels a need to cater to all the haters.

    DON’T CATER TO HATERS!

  7. joel says:

    what a fucking liar only kissed a guy in a threeway maybe if the threeway was all guys he straight up had sex with guys before why bullshit i hate liars and for other gay people out there that really bad for there emotions cause how do you expect other people to be ok with you being gay when a celebrity that you watch sits there and trys to make it seem like “oh no i havent done anything serious with a guy because if i did that looks bad on me” no thats fucked up

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