Race? It’s A Riot With These Offensive Porn Titles

 

There may be some people out there who delight in references to Fu Manchu or Willie Horton when they’re whacking off, but we’d rather have race-based fantasies presented with a little more subtlety. Of course, they wouldn’t be nearly as entertaining.

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10. Canibals

South Americans tend to get stereotyped in porn as langorous, pleasure-loving sex gods … or here, as uncivilized killers. According to the boxcover, “these savages prefer to kill their victims out of pleasure using their rock hard spears and their voracious appetite for sex.” If it weren’t hardcore, this could have been a Woody Woodpecker cartoon from the 50s.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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9. Zebra Love

“Jungle Fever” was too risque, so director “Peter Goesinya” (GEDDIT?) came up with this more delicate phrase that merely hints at the savannah.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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8. The Doctor, The Lawyer and the Indian Chief

Stonie, the man currently known as Brittany Coxxx, stars in this magical number that seems to reference something from Blanche Knott’s Truly Tasteless Jokes, the Village People and City Slickers: The Legend of Curly’s Gold. More likely, someone found two Indian-style headdresses in their kid’s toybox and decided to base a boxcover around it. We wonder if the newspaper explains why the doctor operates in Speedos.

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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White people don’t generally get too stereotyped in porn, and honestly the concept here is too surreal to be offensive, except that the man known as “Cracka Ho” seems to be played by a different white man each time. HELLO! We don’t all look alike!!!!!!!!11111

 

 
 
 
 
 
 

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6. Dealers

They didn’t even have the courtesy to throw in a deck of playing cards for plausible deniability, and you can practically hear the studio head/art director chuckling to himself between loading the pipe. Clearly they spent all non-research related cash on dime-store necklaces and du-rags just in case you didn’t realize they were, you know, blatino.

 

 
 
 
 
 

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5. Last of the Moricans

We’ve never even heard of ‘Moricans,’ which could be a portmanteau of homo and Puerto Rican, or could just be some lazy director trying to squeeze a half-baked title onto the boxcover. Thankfully, they Photoshopped on a headdress to make sure the title offended/aroused someone. Unfortunately, by this point in the game only our aesthetic sense is offended, having already laughed uproariously at “With Sex You Get Eggroll.”

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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4. Creme of Sum Yung Gai

Blanche Knott rides again, but to class up the joint they used the continental version of cream. Or, more likely, they just copied the spelling from a box of Entenmann’s Raspberry Danish Twist.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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3. Ace of Spades
Did my grandfather come up with this one? I’M SERIOUS. He was a total Italian racist, the type who’d have tried to distribute Mulignan Rouge if he’d been in the business.


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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2. Arabian Sex Attack
“So hot, he’ll melt steel!” Or maybe: “He blows himself… up!” Oh, the yucks you can have when tragedy plus time equals porno.

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

1. Hi Yella Ho
First, ‘hi’ is missing two letters and we’re pretty sure why. (See #6)  Second, this is the type of movie we’d expect D.W. Griffith to have directed. Surely Kum Kox Klan is in the pipeline?

 

7 thoughts on “Race? It’s A Riot With These Offensive Porn Titles”

  1. fuck these are not racist…these are stupid titles…
    calling some filthy money hungry jew is rasist, or watch out for your pocket there’s a nigger behind us is rasist

    politicians have to be politically correct not us…
    big cock black dude…is it raicist?
    slut brazilians….is it racist?

    prejudice and racism is not the same and shouldn’t be mixed together…racism killed millions of people, that’s really serious…

    it’s just porn anyways…they won’t change or save the world or teach us about the correct behavior or “proper” sexual games

    strictly promotes promiscuity which is the main cause behind HIV, so I don’t really think those who make these movies should think about displaying something “educative” and those who watch them should not judge them either

  2. my question is if these titles are so offensive, why even link to them?

    actually, i think we all know the an$wer to that.

  3. yeah really. hollywoods already got plenty that dont need changing, Monsters Ball, the Joy Luck Club, Mississipi Burning, Out of Africa.

  4. Who makes these decisions? Is it fat old white men? Should we be looking for Uncle Tom’s Stabbin’ to be released?

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