Rawr! Kenley’s weapons of choice also included apples, water and a laptop. Then the silly bitch reportedly told her ex, “You’re lucky … it could have been a lot worse.” That’s true — the seamstress could have shoved a crochet needle down her ex’s urethra.
Kenley was charged with six crimes, including 2nd degree assault and 3rd degree assault. Let’s go ahead and file this story under why we thank God we’re gay.
RELATED:
Heidi Klum Wants to See ‘Runway’ Protests Outside Harvey Weinstein’s Fucking House
When One-Night Stands Go Bad, You Must Be Straight
If You Wake Up With A Crochet Needle Shoved Down Your Urethra, You’re Probably Straight
Text Message Embroidery
“Runway” Star Jailed for Cat-astrophic Assault (TMZ)