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It’s No One’s Lucky Day

The animal head on the wall and Topher Dimaggio have the same look in their eyes. While the deer was caught by a hunter’s gun, Topher and Lucky Daniels got caught in a scene that should never have been shot.

They’re plenty of Topher haters out there. I am not one of them. When Topher Dimaggio is into the script, for example, Superman V. Batman, or into his co-star, ie: Will Braun in “Young Conservatives Part 2”, or into both, like NakedSword exclusive Bray Love and “Fame Game”, he shines. Today, he’s into none of those things and Lucky Daniels is right there with him. Literally.

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Men.com dials the “str8 guy schtick” up into “Stealth Fuckers” territory where cheating is sexy and gay sex becomes a sordid act carried out behind the backs of others. In “Ride Part 2” today, Topher is a married man who first strikes out getting off at gay porn theater – as if, right? Lucky Daniels is his Uber driver who picks him up and wants to suck Topher’s dick while parked in front of Topher’s family home.

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I get it. It’s not about the plot; it’s about the sex. But when the plot is this big a boner-killer, the sex that follows is going to be pretty tepid or today, downright cold. I don’t think Lucky was feeling very lucky about it either. Topher doesn’t just appear bored; he looks as pissed about having to be in this scene as he did in that G-d awful “The Married Bottom” with Dennis West.

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Topher spends most of the scene trying to manufacture some enthusiasm and Lucky trying to produce a hard-on. By the time the fucking starts, the mechanics of pole in hole take over and both Topher and Lucky manage to deliver really the only two things watchable in the scene – a couple of pretty decent cum shots. TGIF.

[Watch Lucky Daniels and Topher Dimaggio in “Ride Part 2”]

 
 

7 thoughts on “It’s No One’s Lucky Day”

  1. , the whole system is broken & needs to be fixed. In the meantime we go whistling past the grave yard & our tax dollars get wasted as we see our children's & grandchildren's futures are being ruined by what's going on!Teaparytiers-move forward w/ speed & gusto. Don't give up!

  2. Exetnlelc!!Bravo Pascale, c'est très ingénieux et très beau… en plus, je pense que ce sera très pratique comme système!!Merci pour cette bonne idée!

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