The bouncer at Kodiak Jack’s was removing a patron for causing a disruption when he felt a warm stream of urine running down his leg. The pisser was retaliating against the bouncer for removing his friend; he was later charged with harassment, indecent exposure and filing a false report.

People, it’s common knowledge that you should not urinate on bouncers unless you’re on a porn set. We’d also like to second our earlier advise against taking shits outside San Francisco leather bars.

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Man accused of urinating on bouncer at Alaska bar (Yahoo! News)