Perez Hilton Loses Control On Red Carpet, Almost Eats Child Beauty Queen

For months, Perez Hilton has been relying on Lean Pockets® as his sole source of nutrition, but it seems the crash diet has finally taken its toll on the controversial queen of Hollywood gossip. Last night, a crazed and half-naked Perez stormed the red carpet at Logo’s “New Now Next” awards, screaming incoherently at photographers and repeatedly unhinging his jaw. Before being escorted off the red carpet, the troubled blogger picked up seven-year-old reality star Eden Wood and tried to put her in his mouth. #prayforperez [via]

 

17 thoughts on “Perez Hilton Loses Control On Red Carpet, Almost Eats Child Beauty Queen”

  1. Jeez, that outfit. What the hell. His efforts to get attention are really sad. He acts like some desperate starlet trying to get the paps to take her picture. I’m sure everyone, but that little girl, was able to run away fast enough to avoid posing with Perez. Soon he’ll be peddling his story of recovery from whatever he’s on.

  2. Fuck. I had this really nice hard on after watching Tommy Defendi & Jessie Colter and then I scrolled down to see this and my dick immediately deflated.

    1. WTF? I oughta punch you for that comment! AK looks NOTHING like Perez! AK has muscle and meat in all the right places! AK’s body is stunning!

  3. Gross. DListed’s Michael K is the prize, with that 1/2 Asian 1/2 European look, but he’s as private as JD Salinger was. So cute, and a brilliant mind. The better one is always the most hard to get. His BF – whoever- is quite lucky.

    1. Once I discovered Michael K, I had no need for other bloggers in my life… Except for Zach. MK for trash. Zach for smut. Both for laughs! I’d love to get those two in a room….

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