Perez and the Peas were at a couple of parties in Toronto after the Much Music Awards this weekend.  In a (perhaps drunken) bid for attention, Perez tweeted multiple times about the altercation, saying, “I’m in shock. I need the police ASAP,” and “I was assaulted by Will.i.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke,” and “Still waiting for the police. The bleeding has stopped. I need to document this. Please, can the police come to the SoHo Met Hotel,” and it goes on…

Will.i.am, for his part, went on YouTube (naturally) to tell his side of the story, which involves Fergie trying to ask Perez what he has against her, Fergie running back to Will.i.am’s sympathetic arms, and Will.i.am running into Perez at another afterparty, asking him to stop being blatantly rude and disrespectful, and Perez declaring, “I don’t respect you,” and then calling Will.i.am a faggot in front of some fans.

“I don’t know what gives this guy the authority just to be so rude like that,” says Will.i.am.

We don’t think it has to do with authority… he’s just one of those naturally cunty queers.  And really, Perez? You use “faggot” as an insult now?  We prefer it as a term of endearment.

Below, Will.i.am’s side of the story. NOTE: That photo above is from an earlier incident, perhaps last year, in which Perez got hit by someone else. Scroll down for the actual recent cameraphone photo of the distressed Perez.

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Perez Asks Twitter Followers to Call Police on Will.i.am (LA Times)