Tory Mason Works Hard For the Money

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Yale Student ‘Outed’ As Gay Porn Star

appalled by the outing, both attacking and defending the young man for his porn stardom with comments about how “disgusting” JuicyCampus was for providing a forum for such revelations of “faults/failings” and discussing the “humiliation” this would bring to Sebastian.

SebastianDirtyBoy2pixelated.jpg Honestly, we’re kind of like ‘What’s the big whoop’ with this one, just more evidence that porn is the new black… but The New York Times then picked up on the story this past weekend (no doubt because of the delicious Ivy League connection) discussing the “formative lessons” in store for the MySpace/Facebook generation who are quickly learning “that an online reputation is as much a part of one’s permanent record as a grade-point average or a credit score.” They describe young Sebastian as being “panicked and dispirited” when his porn-making was made public, but we’ve got to ask, could this kid have possibly assumed, or cared, that his online cocksucking would be kept secret? (click image for full NSFW glory)

We also find it slightly surprising that a liberal college student in this day and age would be at all shocked or moralistic about finding that one of their own had dabbled in porn (isn’t every 19-year-old these days a jaded slut who’s been around the block 9 times already and made a PornoTube video to prove it?), and we tend to agree with the commenter on JuicyCampus who asks the assembled shock-mongers:

why do you all assume that porn is a terrible thing, made under duress?
what if porn isn’t such a big deal to [the-model-known-as-Sebastian]? let’s keep our morals out of his decision.

Here here.  Now we can just look forward to watching Sebastian’s actual shower scene when Dirty Tricks Episode 2 goes live on March 28.

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Watch Episode 9 of Dirty Tricks on NakedSword.

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The characters:

Mr. BREWSTER
Mr. MARSHALL
Mr. GARDENER
Mr. REDFERN
Dr. CASTLE
PATRICK

If you think you’re a more diligent sleuth than we at identifying tea-room mysteries (and we don’t mean Where Did That Sore Come From?), email the answers to CONTEST@BLAKKSBLOG.COM stat! If you need more help, head to Jett Blakk’s Overtime Production blog for more info.

(And get a load of little Tory Mason in his first big cover shoot!)

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(Ex-)Governor Eliot Spitzer (Most Likely) Into Bareback

First off, Radar scores an interview with Fleiss in order to get her all-too-pertinent insights into the Spitzer case.  They note the she is speculating but sounds “strangely confident” as she declares, “I’m sure he wanted anal sex without a condom.”  She is kind of an authority on these things, we admit, though she was not herself a witness to the proceedings.  She goes on to discuss how easy it is not to get caught, and how Spitzer should have just headed out to the Bunny Ranch and no one would have been the wiser. Somehow we think he still might have had some trouble hiding the multiple thousands of dollars he was spending, let alone flights to Nevada.

Wonkette, of course, has taken it as a given from the outset of the scandal that “unsafe” (which is the word ‘Kristen’ used to describe the sex act requested by Spitzer in the FBI affadavit) means without a condom, but they did not go as far as to say it necessarily means ‘anal.’  But shit, dude, we don’t dig chicks but… what else do you hire a hooker for if it isn’t anal?  As this Wonkette commenter puts it, looking at that tragic blank stare in the eyes of Silda Wall Spitzer during his resignation announcement and imagining her internal monologue, “This could have been avoided if only I had given him anal.”

Then you have the Wall Street tabloid The Dealbreaker picking up the Fleiss story and further employing the term ‘bareback,’ to borrow from gay nomenclature.  Ah, how we love to see our words co-opted by the business-y sort (and, um, what’s up with the Billy Elliot reference and pic?).

Via Salon.com and the Wired blog, we hear of a bunch of pranksters decided to lay claim to Spitzer whore Ashley Dupre’s MySpace URL after MySpace “accidentally” deleted the profile that lay behind it (due to the sudden convergence of traffic on that URL).  At one point, someone quickly put up a fake ‘Ashley’ profile which stated she was looking for “old bald guys” for anal sex.

Shortly, we’re sure to learn the real nitty-gritty details of poor Eliot’s sexual proclivities.  In the meantime, a little advice for the ladies for next Valentine’s Eve: It’s the most popular night of the year to hire a hooker, so keep an eye on your man, and if it looks like he might wander, give him anal.

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Sean Penn Gets So Into His Gay Role, He Makes Out With Hot Tranny Mess

From E! Online:

“All of a sudden, Sean’s pointing at me, and he’s talking to the assistant director,” Martinez says. “The AD comes up to me and says, ‘Just to let you know, you are now going to break up Sean and [costar] James Franco’s conversation. You’re going to grab Sean, and Sean’s going to be really excited, and he’s going to kiss you.’”

And that he did. “I’m performing, and he comes onto the dance floor,” Martinez explains. “He grabs me, and he just slaps the biggest kiss on me…It felt like the kiss was forever. I’m like, Is he going to stop? I had to close my eyes. I couldn’t believe it.”

And we’re all “we don’t believe it either!”- especially the part about it all being Sean Penn’s idea. Although we’re sure he’s gotten totally into his role as Harvey, we wonder how much Lee Strasberg an actor would have to study to find silver tranny ferocia over there so irresistible. We don’t know which is more disturbing: the thought of this anecdote being true, or the fact that E!’s writers started their story by actually printing “Sean Penn does more than pay lip service to his role as Harvey Milk.” Wow.

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Playboy, Schnapps and Melrose Place Rip-Offs: The Sword Editors Recall ‘My First Porno’

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Michael
The first porn clip I ever saw was on 60 Minutes and involved a woman being chased down the hall with a nail gun. Neither I nor Morely Safer was aroused.

It wasn’t until I was 16 that I saw my first actual porno and, oddly, it had similarly snuffy overtones. It was based on Agatha Christie’s Ten Little Indians and involved guests at a sex spa hotel being killed off, one by one-including two at once by an electrified double-edged dildo. It was camp, but it was also tiresome. I watched it one summer night in New Jersey with about 15 other co-workers at a party thrown by an older divorcee, Ginny, who served us drinks involving DeKuyper Razzmatazz Schnapps and vokda. No one whipped it out or anything-we just watched the film and joked around uncomfortably while adjusting our acid-washed jeans. At some point in the film, her teen son (yes, her teen son was watching with us) went to the bathroom for an extended period, and was widely mocked upon exit. He shrugged. The idea of someone other than me compulsively masturbating was incredibly hotter than the film and, after the last girl had been killed, or the tables turned on the villain, or whatever, who cares, I went home and masturbated.
 

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Jay
It was the early days of cable and we had one of those old-timey cable boxes with the sliding channel changer, covering a whopping 40 channels which was the best you could get without a Volkswagon-sized satellite out back. The Playboy Channel was, I think, channel 22 and because my dad was lazy and unaware of the curious nature of a third-grader, he sometimes left the lock off the back of the box.  It was a tiny brass padlock and one night when my grandmother was babysitting and watching TV downstairs (she didn’t care for the libertine things I liked to watch, like Solid Gold, The Dukes of Hazzard and The Love Boat) I was in my parents’ bedroom and there was the padlock, just lying there behind the beige box. I dialed the little slider over to 22, and Wham: the first pubes I’d ever seen.  Over the next few months I watched things like Love Scenes and Emanuelle and the Erotic Nights and was probably forever scarred by a movie with a Three’s Company theme in which one of the women, forced to suck off her male roommate when he got home from work just because he was horny, stood up and spat his cum back in his face.  Because there was a penis involved, it turned me on. And because of the “tasteful” nature of soft-core porn, it wasn’t for a few years thereafter that I figured out that intercourse wasn’t just a guy rubbing his dick on the lady’s pubes and that there was (gross!) actually a hole there bigger than a pee hole. Nonetheless I seemed to know more about sex, and gauzy-filtered titty showcases, than anyone else in the third grade.

It wasn’t until I was 18 that I saw Power Tool starring Jeff Stryker and I finally figured out why guys liked smut so much.  - Jay


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Patrik
When I was in sixth grade-SORRY! I’m a late bloomer!-all-boys slumber parties were definitely the rage, and my friend would often have them at his house, which was sort of like a giant brick castle. Activities included running from his creepy dad who kept trying to “tickle torture” us (it gives me the heebie jeebies in retrospect), sneaking out of his house to spy on the neighbors, and turning the TV to scrambled porno channels where we would catch glimpses of occasional tits in hot tubs through the kaleidoscopic rainbow static. We were bored by HBO’s “Real Sex” and wanted something better, with faker tits and more action. I was actually obsessed with fake boobs then and still find them amusing to this day although not quite in the same way. Semi-tragically, full access never materialized, although our generational fluency in the world wide web had us up to our ears in hardcore porn during our subsequent computer classes in junior high.

My first real gay porn, if memory serves was a skin flick called Santa Monica Place that my friend Ryan had. Based on Melrose Place, Santa Monica Place featured several blonde, tan, muscle hunks living in an apartment building together with an outdoor pool, and tried to play off the antics of Heather Locklear and Andrew Shue, etc. The movie was hot and everything, but I couldn’t keep myself from fantasizing about how I wished so badly we were watching Amanda ruin Allison’s life on Melrose instead, and how maybe if Michael had simply invited Kimberly into a three-way with Jane, maybe he and Jane wouldn’t have gotten divorced (but it’s okay because they sucked together). Believe it or not, I still prefer primetime soaps to porns. And besides, Jake was way hotter than all of those SMP dudes.

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Weekend Event Roundup: March 14-16

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Friday

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Shamrockin’ 3 @ ‘N Touch
1548 Polk Street
8:30PM, $10-$20

The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence present this pre-St.Patty’s fest up in the Polk, with host Sister maeJoy presiding over a raffle of penis artwork, and NakedSwordsman 2007 Jake Deckard, along with Raging Stallion exclusives Ricky Sinz and Antonio Biaggi, putting on their sexy best. Raffle tickets: $5, $20 for five.

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Charlie Horse @ The Cinch
1723 Polk Street (bet. Clay & Washington)

10 PM, show at midnight

A little further up the street you can crawl to this hot mess. It beat out Trannyshack last year for best drag show, and it’s at a
bar that is sort of country-western themed but also has a ceiling
covered in colored in those multicolored Mexican paper flags.

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Saturday

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Vintage Fashion Expo @ Masonic Auditorium
California & Mason (Nob Hill)

10:30AM – 4PM

Whether you need to refresh your drag closet or you’re just after a new vintage look for your hipster wardrobe, this major convention of fashion hounds is where to go. …read more

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Frisco Disco @ The Transfer
198 Church Street

9PM – 2AM

DJ’s Richie Panic and Jeffrey Paradise spin their
eclectic-electro-punk-dancey best at this weekly hipster haven where
you’re just as likely to make out with a gay boy wearing a kaffiyeh as
you are to get elbowed by a baby-dyke with lipstick smeared all over
her face. …read more
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Hot Mess @ The Stud
9th & Harrison

10PM – 4AM

The sloppiest kids in town are
colonizing the Stud for this Saturday night party (not to be confused with the party of the same name in NYC), featuring drink
specials for exhibitionists, live whip cream wrestling and Frat House
DJ Kidd Sysko. …read more

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Sunday


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Beer Bust @ The Eagle
398 12th Street
Every Sunday, 3PM to 7PM

It’s still not officially St. Patrick’s Day, but you might as well keep drinking beer at this weekly $10 all-you-can-slug bear
fest. …read more


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Friday

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Tingel Tangel Club @ Grasslands
289 Kent Ave/S 2nd Street (Williamsburg)

10PM, $12 ($8 if dressed in theme)

The Weimar New York kids have returned from their San Francisco sojourn and are hosting another Tingel Tangel club. The bedecked Pixie Harlots rule the dancefloor while DJ Mondolucien spins.  Look for a hipper than hip, artsier than thou crowd, with new work from drag stylist Taylor Mac…read more


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Star Fridays @ Star Lounge
Chelsea Hotel Basement
222 W 23rd Street
10PM – 4AM

With everyone wearing sweatpants and fucking Crocs these days, come
back to Chelsea for some style and red velvet-and-chandelier-style glamour.
Nick Van Bremen and Matt Tratner host with DJ Lina and a V2 vodka open bar from 10 to 11. …read more

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Saturday

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La Douleur Exquise (The Exquisite Pain) @ The Loft
24 9th Avenue/14th St, 5th Fl
10PM, $15-$30

Daniel Nardicio is ringing in St. Patty’s weekend not with green beer, but with Absinthe, that long-banned green liquor that’s no longer banned. Open Absinthe bar from 10-12, and DJ Johnny Dynell spins Parisian-inspired tunes for the cool kids in town. (Also, look for an appearance by Playgirl model Michael, pictured.)

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Schmooze Saturdays @ HK
523 9th Ave
10PM – 4AM
Marc Berkley’s come uptown with everyone else and hosts this weekly party featuring Ginelle Gordon singing her ass off and a bunch of hotties boozing it up and schmooze-talking their way into Sunday. Anyway, we always like a bar with a nice bathroom and multiple levels. We don’t like standing still …read more

 

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Sunday


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Glitz @ The Ritz
369 W 46th Street
11 PM

Flawless tranny Candis Cayne, who’s currently appearing as Stephen
Baldwin’s scandalous squeeze on ABC’s Dirty Sexy Money, puts on a
little song-and-dance for the Hell’s Kitchen crew at this new-ish
Sunday party, along with hubby DJ Marco.

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Cuckoo Club @ Hiro Ballroom
363 W 16th Street
10PM – 4AM

It’s getting a little mobbed after midnight at this glam weekly fete, but given that Sundays are for drinking …read more

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See more events in San Francisco and New York.

EXCLUSIVE!: Sword Leaks Grabby Nominations

In the meantime, we’ll be busy taste-testing the nominees for “Hottest Cock.”

HOTTEST COCK
Jake Deckard
Supreme
Devin Moss
Justin Christopher
Rafael Alencar
Diesel Washington
Jeremy Hall
Tyler Saint
Jesse Santana
Damien Crosse

BEST ACTOR

Jason Ridge, A Rising Star, Ridgeline Films
Dean Flynn, Campus Pizza, TitanMen
Erik Rhodes, The Ivy League, Falcon Studios
Jake Deckard, GRUNTS, Raging Stallion Studios
Alex Chandler, Paradise Found, Buckshot Productions
Dean Monroe, Rich Kid, Private Man

BEST LEATHER MOVIE

Communion
, Hot House Entertainment

Folsom Leather
, TitanMen

Instinct
, Raging Stallion Studios

LINK: The Evolution
, All Worlds Video

Vanished
, Mustang

Verboten
, Hot House Entertainment

BEST VIDEOGRAPHY
Richard Board, Communion, Hot House Entertainment
Ben Leon, GRUNTS, Raging Stallion Studios
Hue Wilde and Brad Austin, LINK: The Evolution, All Worlds Video
Ben Leon, Playback, Raging Stallion Studios
Bruce Cam, Breakers, TitanMen
Brian Mills and Paul Wilde, H2O, TitanMen

BEST DIRECTOR
Steven Scarborough, Verboten, Hot House Entertainment
Chris Ward and Ben Leon, GRUNTS, Raging Stallion Studios
Chi Chi LaRue, LINK: The Evolution, All Worlds Video
Kristofer Weston, Paradise Found, Buckshot Productions
Bruce Cam, Breakers, TitanMen
Andrew Rosen, Fraternity Gangbang 2, Jet Set Men

BEST PICTURE

GRUNTS
, Raging Stallion Studios

Gunnery Sgt. McCool
, TitanMen

LINK: The Evolution
, All Worlds Video

Paradise Found
, Buckshot Productions

Verboten
, Hot House Entertainment

Fraternity Gang Bang 2
, Jet Set Men

BEST FETISH MOVIE

Jockstrap
, Hot House Entertainment

Roid Rage
, Raging Stallion Studios

Spy Quest 3
, TitanMen

Ink Storm
, Raging Stallion Studios

Vanished
, Mustang

Verboten
, Hot House Entertainment

BEST FETISH MOVIE EXTREME

Fear
, TitanMen

Fist and Shout
, Raging Stallion Studios

Folsom Leather
, TitanMen

Knuckle Sandwich
, Club Inferno

LINK: The Evolution
, All Worlds Video

Slam Dunk
, Hot House Entertainment

BEST ALL SEX

Communion
, Hot House Entertainment

Just Add Water
, Jet Set Men

LINK: The Evolution
, All Worlds Video

Breakers
, TitanMen

Verboten
, Hot House Entertainment

Mirage
, Raging Stallion Studios

H2O
, TitanMen

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Andrew Justice, TitanMen, Barn Storm
Jeremy Hall, All Worlds Video, Bottom of the 9th: Little Big League 3
Tory Mason, Buckshot Productions, Paradise Found
Ricky Sinz, Raging Stallion Studios, GRUNTS
Trevor Knight, Falcon, Basic Plumbing 3
Roman Heart, Ridgeline Films, A Rising Star

BEST SOLO
Damien Crosse, H2O, TitanMen
Lex Sabre, LINK: The Evolution, All Worlds Video
Tory Mason, Paradise Found, Buckshot Productions
Jeremy Hall, Big League 3, All Worlds Video
Ricky Sinz, GRUNTS, Raging Stallion Studios
Mike Roberts, Jockstrap, Hot House Entertainment

HOTTEST RIMMING SCENE
Cort Donovan and Noah Driver, Dare, Falcon Studios
Chad Hunt, Bobby Williams, Eddie Diaz, Nick Marino, Ken Mack, Blake Nolan, Tim Towers, Dean Tucker, LINK: The Evolution, All World Video.
Francesco D’Macho, Arpad Miklos, Ken Browning, Private Lowlife, Hot House Entertainment
Blake Riley, Johnny Hazzard, Restless Youths, Rascal Video
CJ Knight, Alex Collack ,Tyler Saint, Jockstrap, Hot House Entertainment
Erik Rhodes, Ryan Wade, Zackary Ryan, Tony Martin, The Ivy League, Falcon Studios

BEST 3-WAY

Brotherhood
, Buckshot Productions, Justin Berkshire, Kurt Wild, Jordon Michaels

Communion
, Hot House Entertainment, Vinnie D’Angelo, Steve Cruz, Matt Cole

Gunnery Sgt.McCool
, TitanMen, Brandon Monroe, Scott Tanner, Justin Burkshire

LINK: The Evolution
, All Worlds Video, Blake Riley, Scott Tanner, Kevin Miles

GRUNTS
, Raging Stallion Studios, Jake Deckard, Ricky Sinz, Trey Casteel

Cock Tease
, Jet Set Men, Brad Star, Sebastian Young, Aaron King

BEST DUO

GRUNTS
, Raging Stallion Studios, Ricky Sinz and Roman Ragazzi

Playback
, Raging Stallion Studios, Jake Deckard and Remy Delaine

Fraternity Gang Bang 2
, Jet Set Men, Tyler Saint and Jesse Santana

Jockstrap
, Hot House Entertainment, Vinnie D’Angelo and Tyler Riggz

Restless Youths
, Rascal Video, Johnny Hazzard and Blake Riley

H2O
, Titan Men, Eddie Stone and Damien Crosse

BEST GROUP SCENE

Barnstorm
, Titan Men, Dean Flynn, Allen Silver, Jesse Santana, Justin Riddick, Andrew Justice

Dare
, Falcon Studios, Matthew Rush, Roman Heart, Mason Wyler, Dallas Reeves, Tyler Saint, Eric Blaine

Fraternity Gang Bang 2
, Jet Set Men, Jesse Santana, Sebastian Young, Tyler Saint, Sebastian Rivers, Johnny Donovan, Jason Crew, Brant Moore

LINK: The Evolution
, All Worlds Video, Steve Cruz, Joe Strong, Matt Majors, Brendan Davies and Johnny Hazzard

Mirage
, Raging Stallion Studios, Steve Cruz, Hussein, Max Schutler, Rambo, Tommy Blade, Dominic Pacifico, Justin Christopher

The Ivy League
, Falcon Studios, Erik Rhodes, Ryan Wade, Zackary Ryan, Tony Martin

BEST CUM SCENE
Dean Flynn, Vinnie D’Angelo, Jason Reynolds, Gunnery Sgt. McCool, TitanMen
Dean Phoenix, Brotherhood, Buckshot Productions
Corey Stevens, Too Cute To Be Straight, CitiBoyz
Francesco D’Macho and Romareo Faria, Verboten, Hot House Entertainment
Jason Ridge, Communion, Hot House Entertainment
Blake Riley, Scott Tanner and Kevin Miles, LINK: The Evolution, All Worlds Video

BEST COMEDY

Campus Pizza
, TitanMen

Cock Tease
, Jet Set Men

Oliver Twink
, PZP

How To Seduce a Straight Man
, Red Devil Entertainment

Private Lowlife
, Hot House Entertainment

Bottom of the 9th: Little Big League 3
, All Worlds Video

BEST IN TWINK

Oliver Twink
, PZP

Rebel
, Bel Ami

Fucking Twinks
, 8teenboy

Real and Raw Miami
, Citi Boyz

Dating Alex
, sk8erboy

Desires
, Jet Set International

BEST INTERNATIONAL

Jungle Cruisers 2
, Alexander Pictures

Knockout
, Falcon International

Mating Season
, Bel Ami

Casting Couch
, Olympus

Sao Paulo
, Collin O’Neal’s World of Men

The Men I Want
, Lucas Kazan Productions

BEST DVD EXTRAS

Bottom of the 9th: Little Big League 3
, All Worlds Video

GRUNTS
, Raging Stallion Studios

LINK: The Evolution
, All Worlds Video

Spy Quest 3
, TitanMen

Mirage
, Raging Stallion Studios

Tiger’s Eiffel Tower: Paris is Mine
, Pitbull Productions

BEST ART DIRECTION

GRUNTS
, Raging Stallion Studios

Beach House Diaries
, Men of Odyssey

LINK: The Evolution
, All Worlds Video

The Ivy League
, Falcon Studios

Verboten
, Hot House Entertainment

Mirage
, Raging Stallion Studios

BEST SCREENPLAY

Bottom of the 9th: Little Big League 3
, All World Video, Doug Jefferies

Brotherhood
, Buckshot Productions, Jerry Douglas

Unspeakable
, Oh Man! Studios, Jett Blakk

The F Word
, Jet Set Men, Andrew Rosen

Paradise Found
, Buckshot Productions, Matt Corbert

Oliver Twink
, PZP, Peter Z.Pan

BEST NON-SEX PERFORMANCE
Sharon Kane, Bottom of the 9th: Little Big League 3, All Worlds Video
Lou Cass, Dare, Falcon Studios
Ryan Block, Hungry4Sex2, Gino Pictures
Misty Eyez, Oliver Twink, PZP
Dan Cross, Unspeakable, Red Devil Entertainment
Chi Chi LaRue, [2] of a Kind, Unzipped Video


BEST VERSATILE PERFORMER

Jake Deckard
Dean Flynn
Erik Rhodes
Johnny Hazzard
Francesco D’Macho
Alex Collack
Max Schutler
Blake Riley
Jason Ridge
Luke Haas

HOTTEST BOTTOM
Dean Flynn
Steve Cruz
Blake Riley
Brian Hanson
Mason Wyler
Roman Ragazzi
Josh Vaughn
CJ Knight
Jesse Santana
Dominic Pacifico

BEST NEWCOMER
Steve Cruz
Blake Riley
CJ Knight
Devin Moss
Ricky Sinz
Christian Cruz
Jesse Santana
Josh Vaughn
Tommy Lima
Mitch Branson


PERFORMER OF THE YEAR

Alex Baresi
Diesel Washington
Jason Ridge
Francesco D’Macho
Vinnie D’Angelo
Jesse Santana
Steve Cruz
Jake Deckard
Jeremy Hall
Tiger Tyson

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Retired Porn Star Gus Mattox Shows Off Home to The New York Times

Tom’s meticulous home renovations are so flawless we’re sure they could weather even the brutal real estate downturn we’re in now. We can’t decide what’s more impressive: the fact that he’s in the NYT or the fact that he’s doing all the renovation work himself, including building the furniture. (See pics by Stewart Cairns below from the Times, and one from NakedSword’s own mr. Pam, drunk around the fire with Gus with his cabin in the background.)

This isn’t the first time his home-making skills have gotten mainstream media attention. In 2005, the renovation he did on his first place in the Catskills was profiled in Toni Schlesinger’s “Shelter” column in the Village Voice. With Jet Set’s Aaron James’ appearance on MTV and Dirty Boy Video’s Crazy James showing up on Big Brother, the mainstreaming of gay porn stars seems well underway. 

You can check out more of Gus’s/Tom’s projects on the website for his new business AcmeHousing.Net.

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Adventures In Photoshop: Marco Paris Only Has One Nipple

not to mention the digital alteration of the ThreeAsFour dress she was wearing, the cover became something of an iconic image documenting her reclamation of her former glory. However, some instances, such as the ones documented by blogs such as Photoshop Disasters are perplexing, creepy, and generally unforgivable.

Gawker posted a roundup of their favorite photoshop atrocities, and we’d like to submit for the record this photo of Marco Paris. In a frequently circulated ad for Brahma Studios, notice how Marco is sporting only one nipple. How can this be? Isn’t porn about exposing more anatomy and not less?

HE’S AN ALIEN!!!!!!!

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Titan Media’s Keith Webb called the high-definition version of the film
“absolutely stunning,” saying he kept the news of the high-definition
release quiet until now because he wanted to have it the film in hand
and ready to ship to consumers. The movie is the final film for Titan
Media founder Bruce Cam, who helped determine the studio’s oft-lauded
cinematic scope.

“Breakers is truly one of the finest gay adult films ever made,” says Titan President and CEO Bruce Cam. “Its outdoor panoramic scope is the perfect choice to show the world what Blu-ray… films should look like.”

Raging Stallion’s Chris Ward countered that though his GRUNTS: The New Recruits won’t hit streets until next week, it will be “an extremely rich consumer experience with a three-disc set, including both a Blu-ray version and the original version, as well as special features disc.”

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Public Butt Sex Soon to Be Legal In Amsterdam

Yes, it was just yesterday we were noting that the Netherlands is the gayest place in all of Europe with a generally sympathetic though sometimes bureaucratically uptight asylum policy toward persecuted fags.  And today comes news that an alderman in Amsterdam’s Oud-Zuid district, Paul van Grieken, has decided to decriminalize what is already a fairly rampant and mostly tolerated activity in the city’s famous Vondelpark, specifically in the designated cruising area of the rose garden. “Why should we try to impose something that is actually impossible to
impose, which also causes little bother for others and for a certain
group actually means much pleasure?” he said.

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The rules are simple: no sex during the day time or in front of children and clean up your condoms. 

As with any change in policy, there are critics.  Apparently dog owners, who previously have been able to allow their little furry babies to roam free in the park, are now required to keep their dogs on their leashes or face a stiff fine.  Not without reason, these folks are hurt that the gays are getting to have legal public sex (on-leash or off), while they must tether their pooches.

Let the Sword go on the record as being in full support of the creation of off-leash areas for dogs in Dutch parks, preferably far away from wherever the gays are fucking each other, because that could turn weird.  Politics is all about compromise, people.

via Queerty

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