Paddy O’Brian Is Pretty Fucking Hot, OK?

We’re just going to have to disagree, my predecessor and I, when it comes to Paddy O’Brian. Yeah, maybe you don’t want to listen to him talk for very long, but he is an old-fashioned adonis in the style of Joey Stefano, Kurt Stefano and Daniel Montes from Falcon’s earlier days.(Anybody remember them?)

He even looks a bit like Joey Stefano. Just like Kurt Stefano (see some reminder photos here), O’Brian is gay-for-pay and clearly aware of his own hotness, and he’s got his share of fans — he’s consistently in the top 20 most searched-for porn stars. He has a thick, fucking beautiful cock, and a pretty flawless torso. And he’s pretty much the only star of Men of UK.

Let’s look for a moment at that site’s recent 24 Hours to Fuck, which is semi-tortured porn retelling of the 2011 Justin Timberlake vehicle In Time. In this case in order to “buy time” in the future for your ever ticking-down death clock, obviously you have to cum. So, basically, there’s a shit ton of prostitutes everywhere, and Paddy goes to fuck one of them in a garage lined with plastic sheeting (?), and say “fuck” a lot in his trashy British accent. It is, well, kind of hot.



Then you have something like this, a clip from the new Meritocracy, where it kind of feels like you’re watching a really bad version of The Office mashed up with a Guy Ritchie movie, plus a DP scene. And you just want to put it on mute and pretend you’re being raped by Paddy, but with a sexier voice.



But, see, Falcon has it right in this scene from last year’s Summer Lust. They keep the dialogue really minimal and almost muffled, and they’ve got Paddy looking all tan and oiled up — as opposed to that gray pallor on the Men of UK scenes — casting him in the golden light that classic, uncomplicated porn deserves. Watch him fuck the shit out of Marc Dylan for a minute and tell us he doesn’t get your dick hard.



 

Oh, and then there’s this.


 

And this too.


 

Any questions?



 

Watch all of Summer Lust on NakedSword.

 

 

56 thoughts on “Paddy O’Brian Is Pretty Fucking Hot, OK?”

  1. He flip-flops with Gabriel Clarke in a scene released today by MEN and he’s very good in it except he does not suck dick. I think I read somewhere that major cum eater and bottom Gabriel Clarke claims to be straight. Now, does that mean that we should believe Paddy is straight if he decides to eat cum on screen?

  2. he’s gorgeous, his accent and dialect doesn’t bother me one bit. He’s just usually so boring in his scenes. I like the way he’s always in scenario scenes. I think he’s charming and cute and so the lead up the sex is what i kind of enjoy. Whatever story and character they give him, i always like. Once you get to the sex part, it’s usually a bit robotic. Which would make sense if he’s gay4pay. He’s had some gems.

  3. He’s attractive in still photography. You can manipulate a lot when you just capture a point in time. But like with so many models, the way they move, their gestures, the way they sound and their teeth all matter when you see them in action. Paddy takes a great picture, but isn’t sexy on camera. And he sounds dumb as a rock.

  4. Well Paddy is hot , and a good aggressive fuck but for me the turn off lies in his whiny voice, his exaggerated slang, and the fact that he does not talk dirty at all, Says the same shit in ALL his scenes – “yeahhh, that’s it” – UGH !!! Boring. And he can definitely be too mechanical at times. I do think he looks like a good kisser and I love that he loves rimming.

  5. For the record, I find accents very sexy, even British/English accents. Some of my personal favorite accents from sexy British men are from Harley Everett, Dean Monroe, Ross Hurston, Trojan Rock, Ben Brown, Bruno Knight and Justin King.

  6. His accent is so fake it hurts. If you want a genuine English accent listen to his friend Paul Hunter – Paddy’s accent is that of an non-Cockney Englishman acting out what they think is a Cockney accent – he’s almost as bad as Dick van Dyke

    1. He’s not faking his accent. Why would he want to sound like a low class moron on purpose? Paul Walker’s accent is also quite annoying, just slightly less so.

      1. Because, unfortunately, big and daft is a turn on for many losers. It’s all an act and while we complain about how awful his fake accent his, Paddy is laughing all the way to the bank.

  7. He’s straight and wouldn’t want you unless you payed him well, but since most of you have a particularly high form of insecurity, please by all means, chase after
    this straight boy and further perpetuate gay men’s delusions of grandeur of bagging a heterosexual man.

  8. Paddy is sexy as fuck, but he really needs to suck a dick once in awhile. He got fucked in a Men.com scene, but until I see him give a blowjob, his work will always be a bit disappointing.

    1. We had multiple stories with over 500+ replies on the issue, I think it’s safe to say we’re not ignoring it, but there is a time and place and right now it’s time to give our opinion of Paddy O’Brian since that is the MAIN purpose of this post. You want to spend 24/7 talking in circles around Marc Dylan and whether or not he’s racist, be my guest and go start your own blog.

  9. To me Paddy is all around sexy. His body, dick, fuzzy ass, all turn me on. As far as his accent I can see why it would be a turn off. But it reminds me of that “guy” you know who is into sports, drinks beer, probably proudly farts but is such a good lay that you look past it cause the D is too good.

  10. I loved seeing him ride Topher Dimagio’s dick in that Men.com scene. He has a great ass and he knows how to take a dick. He’s a good top too.

  11. Its not just Americans who find his Accent Dodgy! I think Hes incredibly Handsome… Hot Bod, Great Cock…. But hes as phony as they come and He has a really hairy butt !
    o the positive side He performs better these days and he rims good … But stop with the ” Easesa Geezer” Accent please

  12. There’s about a dozen of his movies on Naked Sword. While I agree he is handsome, as a porn star his scenes are always disappointing. You get the feeling sometimes he really doesn’t like touching other men. I’ve never seen him give any attention to his partner, and I’ve yet to see him suck a cock. As gay for pay goes does he have to be so obvious about it? Suck a dick dude, they’re awesome!

    1. Sorry, I have to disagree. Most of the gay-for-payers won’t even kiss, but Paddy is a team player and willing to kiss. He also has no problem with grabbing a handful of ass, while a guy is riding him. Most “straight” guys won’t do this and if they do put their hands on the bottoms body, their hands are cupped and they always have this far away look in their eyes. He gets really engaged with some of his male partners in the scenes. I don’t know if it’s acting or what, but it’s believable enough for me.

  13. Why is his character always angry or mad. Just Rafael Alencar and
    Sebastian Young. So aggressive and so unbecoming. And such a turn
    off.

  14. He’s an attractive man, so why post those ridiculously photoshopped dick pics? Irony?
    Paddy is best enjoyed with the mute button on. That awful working class London accent is truly painful. Paddy is the type of Brit that Americans will never get into. Not posh, not interested.

  15. There are better accents and voices out there, sure, but his is fine. In the right frame of mind, it’s even a turn on.

    In any frame of mind, his body and face are already a massive turn-on, so…I guess what I’m saying is, there need to be more scenes with him in it already.

  16. He’s straight and wouldn’t want you unless you paid him, so if your insecurity is that that high, please by all means love him to pieces.

  17. So The Sword is back in the business of kissing the asses of halfwit porn stars? Man, Zach really must have pissed off some porn corporate overlords if they had to bring you in to write this obnoxiously stupid post.

  18. He’s one of my favorite gay for pay stars. But, I’ll agree with everyone on his accent. Can’t he at least posh it up some or at least TRY to not sound so common?

  19. Are all these comments from Americans?
    I don’t understand the hang-up with Paddy’s accent. It is a perfectly normal accent for someone from London – he sounds fine.

    1. He just sounds like he should be selling ‘back of a lorry’ goods in an east end market lol.

      Maybe it’s the name but I really expected him to be irish, got quite a surprise when I heard him speak for the first time.

    2. Yes I am American, and no it is not a perfectly “normal” accent! Is it a common accent? Yes possibly, BUT the way Paddy talks is the equivalent of a “ghetto” accent here in the US, which is a totally unrefined accent.

      1. Actually his accent has more in common with white trash regional accents, the kind you find in trailer parks, the jersey shore, philly, Boston, Queens, Brooklyn…etc

    3. The majority of gay porn consumers are American. To an American English speaker, Paddy’s vaguely Cockney accent is unpleasant. Scott Hunter’s Brummie accent is pleasing by comparison. That said, Paddy is a physically stunning man.

    4. Exactly, it’s the way he fucking talks. If you can’t understand him, well, that’s what being from different places on the globe is all about. I totally get into his regional accent – it’s real — it’s who he is.

    5. It’s not that he has a British accent, it’s just a bad accent and whiny voice. There are plenty of northeastern and southern/rural American accents which are just as grating to the ears. He’s the David Beckham of porn – incredibly hot until he opens his mouth.

  20. I fell in love with Paddy when I first saw him, but that accent and that phony aggressive attitude killed it for me. I should try with the “Mute” button.

  21. He is hot but for some reason his British accent is a total turn off for me. Why cant he be Brazilian or Portuguese or something.

    1. There is not such thing as a British accent as Britain consists of different areas with different accents (e.g. Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland, Liverpool, Manchester, Newcastle, London, Essex, Birmingham and Sheffield all have different accents).

    2. To the Brits or Euros that cant understand why Americans get turned off by a British accent during sex is because we find it dainty and so proper. There is nothing sexy coming from a mouth with such proper language. Sounds like he wants to ask for a cup of bloody tea. Also there is also the stereotype that English men are very boring in bed and not animalistic. Porn needs to have animaistic qualities for it to be good. JMHO but English men are not sexy to me. But I do appreciate his good looks, awesome body and pretty good fucking.

      1. being English or having an english accent does not equal proper. Contrary to popular belief not all English people sound like a reporter from the BBC……..

  22. Overly photoshopped dick.

    Definitely will admit that physically speaking he is very attractive. And he does have a handsome face too. The problem with me is that I can get by the awful English accent after awhile, but his teeth and his facial expressions while talking I cannot. Somehow talking makes his whole face look awfully unattractive to me, I can’t explain how exactly it just does.

    He’s an ok performer overall, but there are better. He has definitely improved from when he first started.

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